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| AKA Thom O'Bedlam. Got a Question? I got a link for ya! Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Lake Austin
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | The UO Spaghetti Ananlogy (I.E. why a new client) I just came up with the spaghetti code analogy, and why their approach is wrong lol. You are tasked to produce 1000 parallel lines of spaghetti noodles. You are given two options. Use an existing, notted up plate of saucy spaghetti. Or make your own from scratch. With the existing plate, you wash off the sauce (all the other dev teams), then commence to unknotting the noodles. From scratch, you have to: Grow the wheat - graphics engine Build a grindstone - tool sets Grind the wheat - compile code Gather other ingredients - hire the talent mix the ingredients - programming time form the ingredients- alpha dry the spaghetti - beta line the spaghetti up - release. ![]() Useful links [UO:F Common FAQ] [UO Stratics] [UO Guide] [Official UO Play Guide] [Search UO] [FindUO.com] [UO Feedback] [More Links, gathered by the Forum] [b][size="3"]Got a Question, or a great answer? PM me with it and I will post in the FAQ. |
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| "Can Set Custom Title" Join Date: Nov 2006 Shard: Set AoC
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: The UO Spaghetti Ananlogy (I.E. why a new client) Thom please hurry and find a job your mind is racing way too fast! LOL nice analogy tho im not sure which I prefer the cold cooked rinsed off noodles or the very straight very fresh raw ones ![]() |
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| Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: The UO Spaghetti Ananlogy (I.E. why a new client) Quote:
Plus, he didn't even mention that the previous dev teams never really agreed on what type of noodles to use in the first place. I'm sure there are some regular, angel hair, and fettuccine mixed in that mess. ![]() ![]() Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* | |
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| UO Stratics Catskills Reporter Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Catskills
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![]() | Re: The UO Spaghetti Ananlogy (I.E. why a new client) And he forgot about the times when the old dev teams thought they were using noodles, but were really using speaker wire and cat hair. ![]() ![]() Sahra Swift, UO Stratics Catskills Reporter (AKA Gildar and Illandril) Interested in KR UI customization? Check out KR Modders Exchange and UOSkins.com |
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| Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: The UO Spaghetti Ananlogy (I.E. why a new client) ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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