Philisophical arguments in UO

uobuoy · 16th May 2008, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MalagAste

I'm sure if you farteth while in the midst of a recall then you will be telestormed....... and could definatly find yourself blackholed......

Or even worse...you could be ell-less and backhoed!

Would you be winded after breaking wind in Wind?

Nok · 17th May 2008, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by uobuoy

Would you be winded after breaking wind in Wind?

That would create a vacuum wouldn't it? But if one were holding Blackrock while breaking wind in Wind... oooh, imagine the ramifications of that!

Pitr · 17th May 2008, 04:12 AM

With enough wind you can break the Space-Time Continuum... proceed with caution and at your own risk.

**Adri** · 17th May 2008, 07:49 AM

Holding blackrock while saying the armageddon spell and letting one loose (after a night of chili and beer) all at the same time, and you could destroy an entire shard. Possibly two.

Lord Target · 17th May 2008, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitr

With enough wind you can break the Space-Time Continuum... proceed with caution and at your own risk.

LOL! Cosmic Wind!

Solar Flatulence?

Well, I suppose that's what a solar flare is, anyhow.

abracadabra · 17th May 2008, 02:59 PM

Gluttony + Gastrointestinal tendencies can lead to hot air of gastronomic proportions eminating from you know where. If your olfactory nerves are working and you are not upwind in the forests of Yew, then you should sense the scent of flatulence, but your sensibilities shall say "Doesn't matter if I can't hear mine fart, but to appease my guilt of deflowering the pristine Yew forest, I'll just blame it on the bear hither yonder".

17th May 2008, 04:12 AM	#23
Pitr "Can Set Custom Title" Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,082 Gold: 393 My Mood: Thanks: 236 Thanked 51 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Philisophical arguments in UO With enough wind you can break the Space-Time Continuum... proceed with caution and at your own risk.

17th May 2008, 07:49 AM	#24
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,845 Gold: 972 My Mood: Thanks: 209 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Philisophical arguments in UO Holding blackrock while saying the armageddon spell and letting one loose (after a night of chili and beer) all at the same time, and you could destroy an entire shard. Possibly two. We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

17th May 2008, 02:59 PM	#26
abracadabra Mindless Muse Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 473 Gold: 15,317 Thanks: 37 Thanked 40 Times in 30 Posts	Re: Philisophical arguments in UO Gluttony + Gastrointestinal tendencies can lead to hot air of gastronomic proportions eminating from you know where. If your olfactory nerves are working and you are not upwind in the forests of Yew, then you should sense the scent of flatulence, but your sensibilities shall say "Doesn't matter if I can't hear mine fart, but to appease my guilt of deflowering the pristine Yew forest, I'll just blame it on the bear hither yonder".