OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened??

**DiP** · 4th March 2008, 11:09 AM

*stops attempting to party people at banks*

Ah, good to know it was a false alarm.

Magister_Returns · 4th March 2008, 11:28 AM

I generally accept /party from people at banks unless they have a [ZOG] after their name...

How's this for fun: I was engaging in a trade for some pieces of virute armor at Luna. The person starting the trade thought she dropped the armor on me, but it just disappeared from her cursor. We madly looked around on the ground for it, before I thought to look in the white metal chests along the west wall.

Guess where the armor was? =P

**Adri** · 4th March 2008, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronHorse

This is a perfect example to demonstrate my personal theory why it is that woman live longer then men.
They need the extra few years just to raccoon through their purses to find something.
I also believe that woman are born with the ability to say this paticular sentence; "Hold on a minute I think I might have some in my purse let me go look"
Of course my Wife disputes my theories and vigoriously debates them as through she has personally polled every member of her species and knows beyond doubt they are in concurrence.
I have a theory on that matter as well but I shall refrain from sharing it at this time.
Needless to say I am happy that after you execised your Female birth right of "hold on I think I might have some in my purse" you were able to rediscover that which was thought lost.
Do you happen to have a breath mint?

~

-IronHorse

It seems to be a law that a woman can never find anything in her purse in under five minutes. Yes, I include myself in that group.

PAlexandria · 4th March 2008, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronHorse

This is a perfect example to demonstrate my personal theory why it is that woman live longer then men.
They need the extra few years just to raccoon through their purses to find something.
I also believe that woman are born with the ability to say this paticular sentence; "Hold on a minute I think I might have some in my purse let me go look"
Of course my Wife disputes my theories and vigoriously debates them as through she has personally polled every member of her species and knows beyond doubt they are in concurrence.
I have a theory on that matter as well but I shall refrain from sharing it at this time.
Needless to say I am happy that after you execised your Female birth right of "hold on I think I might have some in my purse" you were able to rediscover that which was thought lost.
Do you happen to have a breath mint?

~

-IronHorse

Breath mint? Of course! How about a bandaid while you're at it? And perhaps a handi-wipe thingie, a mini-tape measure, 3 buttons, a paper clip, a safety pin, 43 pesos, a hair doodad, 2 pairs of broken reading glasses, a tube of cat flea protection goop, 2 Tylenol, a few Benadryl, 2 rolls of Tums, a Medical Power of Attorney, Kleenex (some of which are actually unused), a cough drop, Life Savers, an extra digital camera battery, a pencil sharpener (but no pencil), a purple magic marker, 2 rubber bands, needle-nose pliers, "War and Peace"... and oh yeah, a few bucks.

**Ally** · 5th March 2008, 12:39 AM

Glad everything turned out to be okay

The perfect way to help a girl find stuff in her purse is to get her a new purse. She will, of course, transfer everything from the old to the new bag. That's when she'll find, the last piece of gum, her chapstick, the lipstick, bank card, gas card....

Malia · 5th March 2008, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ally

The perfect way to help a girl find stuff in her purse is to get her a new purse. She will, of course, transfer everything from the old to the new bag. That's when she'll find, the last piece of gum, her chapstick, the lipstick, bank card, gas card....

...and $8.47 in loose change.

**Adri** · 5th March 2008, 11:19 AM

Yay! I'm not the only one!

Cymbria Devereux · 5th March 2008, 12:00 PM

LOL but since when are women a separate species?!?

PAlexandria · 5th March 2008, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cymbria Devereux

LOL but since when are women a separate species?!?

Since the beginning of time! Where've ya been???

**DiP** · 5th March 2008, 01:41 PM

Hahahaha!

*refrains from adding to convo still*

4th March 2008, 11:09 AM	#11
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,213 Gold: 21,275 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? stops attempting to party people at banks Ah, good to know it was a false alarm. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

4th March 2008, 11:28 AM	#12
Magister_Returns I PvP in Iraq Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,318 Gold: 8,919 My Mood: Thanks: 46 Thanked 84 Times in 54 Posts	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? I generally accept /party from people at banks unless they have a [ZOG] after their name... How's this for fun: I was engaging in a trade for some pieces of virute armor at Luna. The person starting the trade thought she dropped the armor on me, but it just disappeared from her cursor. We madly looked around on the ground for it, before I thought to look in the white metal chests along the west wall. Guess where the armor was? =P

5th March 2008, 12:39 AM	#15
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,497 Gold: 13,837 My Mood: Thanks: 49 Thanked 21 Times in 18 Posts	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? Glad everything turned out to be okay The perfect way to help a girl find stuff in her purse is to get her a new purse. She will, of course, transfer everything from the old to the new bag. That's when she'll find, the last piece of gum, her chapstick, the lipstick, bank card, gas card....

5th March 2008, 11:19 AM	#17
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,845 Gold: 971 My Mood: Thanks: 209 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? Yay! I'm not the only one! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

5th March 2008, 12:00 PM	#18
Cymbria Devereux Join Date: Jun 2007 Shard: Chessie Posts: 206 Gold: 753 My Mood: Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? LOL but since when are women a separate species?!?

5th March 2008, 01:41 PM	#20
DiP Ronin UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,213 Gold: 21,275 My Mood: Thanks: 158 Thanked 113 Times in 92 Posts	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? Hahahaha! refrains from adding to convo still Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

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