Life altering decision, please advise....

Bo · 11th February 2006, 01:47 PM

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance guys.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night something odd happened. She had come over to play Ultima Online and had forgotten to sign off of MSN after she left. It was whilst I was going through her buddy list that I noticed my mage had just been killed in 1 hit by an archer.

Should I stick with my mage or should I play a class with more survivability?

This has been posted before on stratics, but I thought it was hilarious. Hope you guys enjoyed..

**DiP** · 11th February 2006, 01:49 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That was great!

HarvestGod · 11th February 2006, 01:54 PM

lmao that made my day

**Ezekiel** · 11th February 2006, 01:58 PM

**Adri** · 11th February 2006, 02:03 PM

rofl!

Gwenyth · 11th February 2006, 02:06 PM

LOL, not what I expected at all

11th February 2006, 02:17 PM

I was sitting here reading this and thinking to myself...this guy just said him and his wife were having a boy....why in the world does he have a girlfriend.

Good one though.

Bo · 11th February 2006, 03:45 PM

The guy that originally posted it, had us all hook line sinker. I thought, man that would be great over here, where we are free from trollers, and everyone has a good sense of humor.

For the record, I am NOT the guy in the story.. hehe..

Celsius · 11th February 2006, 09:08 PM

lol too funny! Had me going too. Was thinking the same as Mom. Trying to figure out "What? girlfriend? Could of swore you were married and expecting!" was getting ready to give ya a lecture hehe.

Lensky Entreri · 11th February 2006, 09:20 PM

lmao! If you are suspicious just come out with out with it is the best bet. See where she stands. As for mage, hell I've always been a dexxer. LoL good post.

edit: I'd just like to raise my beer to this post. Made me laugh out loud. *raises beer*

Talon · 12th February 2006, 03:55 AM

LOL You had me feeling sorry for you as well.

**Ally** · 13th February 2006, 01:16 PM

lol nice one bo. And yeah I was starting to feel sorry for you too

11th February 2006, 01:47 PM	#1
Bo byebye sandland! less than 24hrs to go! Join Date: Sep 2005 Shard: Baja Posts: 2,532 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 3 Posts	Life altering decision, please advise.... I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance guys. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night something odd happened. She had come over to play Ultima Online and had forgotten to sign off of MSN after she left. It was whilst I was going through her buddy list that I noticed my mage had just been killed in 1 hit by an archer. Should I stick with my mage or should I play a class with more survivability? This has been posted before on stratics, but I thought it was hilarious. Hope you guys enjoyed..

11th February 2006, 01:49 PM	#2
DiP Ronin Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 8,899 Thanks: 88 Thanked 54 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Life altering decision, please advise.... Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That was great!

11th February 2006, 01:54 PM	#3
HarvestGod Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 103 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Life altering decision, please advise.... lmao that made my day

11th February 2006, 01:58 PM	#4
Ezekiel Wycorp--Dwarf Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: Area 52 Posts: 2,504 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Life altering decision, please advise.... lol __________________

11th February 2006, 02:03 PM	#5
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,509 Thanks: 94 Thanked 43 Times in 30 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Life altering decision, please advise.... rofl! __________________ We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

11th February 2006, 02:06 PM	#6
Gwenyth Join Date: Sep 2005 Shard: Catskills Posts: 354 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Life altering decision, please advise.... LOL, not what I expected at all __________________

11th February 2006, 02:17 PM	#7
SoccerMom Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Life altering decision, please advise.... I was sitting here reading this and thinking to myself...this guy just said him and his wife were having a boy....why in the world does he have a girlfriend. Good one though.

11th February 2006, 03:45 PM	#8
Bo byebye sandland! less than 24hrs to go! Join Date: Sep 2005 Shard: Baja Posts: 2,532 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Life altering decision, please advise.... The guy that originally posted it, had us all hook line sinker. I thought, man that would be great over here, where we are free from trollers, and everyone has a good sense of humor. For the record, I am NOT the guy in the story.. hehe..

11th February 2006, 09:08 PM	#9
Celsius Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Pacific Posts: 142 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Life altering decision, please advise.... lol too funny! Had me going too. Was thinking the same as Mom. Trying to figure out "What? girlfriend? Could of swore you were married and expecting!" was getting ready to give ya a lecture hehe.

11th February 2006, 09:20 PM	#10
Lensky Entreri Retired from UO Join Date: Dec 2002 Shard: Pacific Posts: 153 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Life altering decision, please advise.... lmao! If you are suspicious just come out with out with it is the best bet. See where she stands. As for mage, hell I've always been a dexxer. LoL good post. edit: I'd just like to raise my beer to this post. Made me laugh out loud. raises beer Last edited by Lensky Entreri; 11th February 2006 at 09:28 PM.

12th February 2006, 03:55 AM	#11
Talon Offical Cookie Taster Join Date: Nov 2005 Shard: Drachenfels and Europa Posts: 504 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Life altering decision, please advise.... LOL You had me feeling sorry for you as well. __________________

13th February 2006, 01:16 PM	#12
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,371 Thanks: 12 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Life altering decision, please advise.... lol nice one bo. And yeah I was starting to feel sorry for you too __________________

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