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A collection post of the PHP's :)
My first ever Parody:
The background of this one is based on all those pesky house looters that use to be around and some of them are still around with new tricks but just to let you know up front I am and never have been a house looter, I just thought it was funny to poke fun of them with a parody  .I Want to Be Un-Ban (Parody based on Beatles - I want to hold your hand) Oh Yeah, I’ll tell you something. I hope you’ll understand. When I say this something… I wanna be un-ban I wanna be un-ban I wanna be un-ban Oh please, Won’t you be? Little more of a man. And please, say to me. You’re going to un-ban Will you please un-ban I wanna be un-ban. I am so sorry, I took your rarest arty Inside And when I saw you walk in I failed My hide Oh my hide Oh my hide Yeah, you've got that something. And you don't understand. I still need to get something So I wanna be Un-ban I wanna be Un-ban I wanna be Un-ban I am so sorry, I took your rarest arty Inside And when I saw you walk in I failed My Hide Oh my hide Oh my hide Yeah, You've got that something. And you don't understand. I still need to get something. So I wanna be Un-ban I wanna be Un-ban I wanna be Un-ban So will you please Un-ban?
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Re: A collection post of the PHP's :)
The background of this one, was well, it was a request actually. My IRL girlfriend really enjoyed my first parody and well my main character is a tamer and she thought this one would be funny
.Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer (Parody based on Big & Rich - Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy) Dum-De-De-Dum, De-De-Dum-De-De-Dum, De-Daa-Daaaaa Dum-De-De-Dum, De-De-Dum-De-De-Dum, De-Daa-Daa-Daa-Daa-Daaaaaa! Well, I run the gauntlet of Doom Passing out a hundred Dark Father kills. The Blood spills and it thrills get'n arties up to my gills. With my gold I baught a Town. And everyone be get'n down. And Luna ain't never gonna be the same. Cause I jump up on my Nightmare And I'm sit'n up proudly I make a lot of Noise Cause them Elves They are so Pretty Ride'n up an down Luna She thinks I'm Hot, but who can blame her And all the women say Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer. Everybody says, Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer. Well not to brag or nothing. But ain't this Orny Bling-Blinging? And My beetle also be taking All the peerless down. I wouldn't trade my Beetle Or my Mare for your castle in Fel Or your guild, that freak parade I'm the only King of the Wild in this town. Cause I jump up on my Nightmare And I'm sit'n up proudly I make a lot of Noise Cause them Elves They are so Pretty Ride'n up an down Luna She thinks I'm Hot, but who can blame her And all the women say Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer. Everybody says, Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer. {Spoken}: I'm a Super Slayer Is what she said Doesn't mater, Daemon, Reptile, or Undead. Look'n for a challenge finding only duds. She's by my side in Wrong dungeon We're looting on the fly Casting, Killing, having our selves a grand ol time. And I was going just about as deep as she'd let me go. But her evaluation of my Tamer Reputation Had me begging for Salvation All night long So I took her out Spawn at bog Went back and showed her my Cu Sidhe Dog Took her to every hunt'n spot I could think of We did all of the above Cause I jump up on my Nightmare And I'm sit'n up proudly I make a lot of Noise Cause them Elves They are so Pretty Ride'n up an down Luna She thinks I'm Hot, but who can blame her And all the women say Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer. Everybody says, Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer. What? What? Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer. Everybody says, Save a Mare, Ride a Tamer.
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20th October 2007, 05:48 AM
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Re: A collection post of the PHP's :)
This one was a request from one of my Mage buddies that was getting tired of all those gimp archers out there.
Enemies Armor is Nothing (I Want My P.V.P) (Parody based on Dire Straits - Money For nothing {I want my MTV}) {whispers} I Want my P...V....P..... Look at them Archer's, that's the way you do it. You play that 1 stringer for your PVP That ain't fight'n that's the way you do it. Enemies Armor is nothing and your kills for free. Now that ain't fight'n that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya them bushidos ain't dumb. With assist keep'n blisters on your finger. Maybe even a blister on your thumb. Chugging pots like cookies from the oven. Lightning Strike deliveries. We gotta Parry these arrow aviators. We gotta throw down some more EV's See the little Trammy wannabe that's so stuck up. Yeah buddy that's Lady Mel Dye in his hair. That little Trammy got his own Leggings of Bane. That little Trammy he's a millionaire. Chugging pots like cookies from the oven. Lightning Strike deliveries. We gotta Parry these arrow aviators. We gotta throw down some more EV's I shoulda learned that gimp one stringer. I shoulda learned the bushido bow strums. Look at that gank'n, they got the game all figured out on the screen. Man they took away all the games fun. And he's up there, stringing his bow? with all his boys? Playing the game as good as a trained chimpanzee. That and fight'n that's the way you do it Enemies armor means nothin' get your kills for free. Chugging pots like cookies from the oven. Lightning Strike deliveries. We gotta Parry these arrow aviators. We gotta throw down some more EV's Now that ain't fight'n that's the way you do it You play that 1 stringer for your PVP That ain't fight'n that's the way you do it Enemies armor means nothing and your kills for free Enemies armor means nothing and kills for free
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20th October 2007, 05:51 AM
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Re: A collection post of the PHP's :)
This one came to me one day while I was listening to my play list and PVPing at the same time and Baha men came on with "Who Let the Dogs Out" so thus, this parody was born
 Who Let the Gimps Out (A UO Parady based on Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out) BY: The Poetic Harlequin WHO LET THE GIMPS OUT!!! (Dieing Noise) (Dieing Noise) (Dieing Noise) (Dieing Noise) WHO LET THE GIMPS OUT!!! (Dieing Noise) WHO LET THE GIMPS OUT!!! (Dieing Noise) (Dieing Noise) Well yeah the spawn was at Ice, the spawn was level jumpin' (Hey Gimpie I O) And we had no time to stall (Hah, Ho, Gimpie I O) Spotted the first one and said "Start the bag ball drop'n" (Gimpie I O) And The gimps picked up every ball. Crap I'm the first one to go down. Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Now I'm see'n grey stand'n here as a ghost We really should have had EV's Down Get back off me, Gimp get off me Get back you poison strike spamming sucker Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Then they just tell (Hey, Gimpie I O) Me I should have used wolf form to be canine (Gimpie I O) They continue "Hey man it's part of the game" (Gimpie I O) You fetch a necro in front and thier arrow flinging guildie behind (Gimpie I O) And Our luck done ran out now Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Say, A Gimp ain't nuttin' if he don't have a bow All gimp hold ya bow, all gimps hold it A gimp ain't nottin' if he ain't a hold'n a book of necro all gimp be hold'n book of necro, all gimps hold it Wait'n for my dawgs, so we get this party on I gotta get my game, get my resist suit on Do you Lightning strikes come'n from that guy What could he be? But that Gimpie bushido that's break'n the game down? Me trying to get away with my teleports And I can't do a lot, agianst what Pain strike will do I'm figurin' that's why they call me free gold Cause I'm the man without a plan when they see me the gimps they Pwn-oOoOoOoooo (Dieing Noise) Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise) Who let the gimps out (Dieing Noise)
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Re: A collection post of the PHP's :)
Hehe, this one was originally wrote picking on a friend of mine, Na'kasha Saran of legends b/c she use to have me collect Fertile dirt for her when I was out hunting earth ellies. However it is for all plant growers out there
We Grow the Campions (A Poetic Harleyquinn Parody base on "Queen - We are the Champions") I've emptied kegs, time after time. Planting these seeds, makes me feel so sublime. And Some seeds, I was suprise what grew. I've had my share of bugs all over the place, But I potioned them through!!! And they grew on, and on, and on, and on.... We grow the campions, my friends We'll grow these seeds till they end. We grow the campions We grow the campions No time for dungeons Cause we grow the campions...of the world! I've done the naturalist quest. To many times to recall. You've brought me fertile dirt from earth elementals so I wouldn't quit it. And I use it all. I wonder why we can't grow roses? Or fruit that won't bruise? I've got these seeds scattered all over the place... But my black seeds I'll never lose!!! And they grew on, and on, and on, and on.... We grow the campions, my friends We'll grow these seeds till they end. We grow the campions We grow the campions No time for dungeons Cause we grow the campions...of the world! We grow the campions, my friends We'll grow these seeds till they end. We grow the campions We grow the campions No time for dungeons Cause we grow the campions........
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Re: A collection post of the PHP's :)
This one is I wrote cause I was just kinda came to me as well while I was PVPing lol.
Remember (Parady based on "Collective Soul - December") By: The Poetic Harlequin Why talk the crap about me In felucca land? Ebayer that you think I am. Challenge me to a duel Are you Insane? Your just going to get pwned again. Don't cry about. Don't run around. Stand your ground big baby. And get knocked out. Don't scream and shout. Do you have some doubt? Stand your ground big baby And get knocked out. Why run away to ganker ground? Easy as you swear I am? Don't complain about speed hax to me You EZ UO Chimpanzee Don't cry about. Don't run around. Stand your ground big baby. And get knocked out. Don't scream and shout. Do you have some doubt? Stand your ground big baby And get knocked out. Don't cry about. Don't run around. Stand your ground big baby. And get knocked out. Don't scream and shout. Do you have some doubt? Stand your ground big baby And get knocked out. Remember your the one that challenged me? Remember you pulling out your archery? Remember your clowns ganking all over me? Remember being pwned the different tune you'd sing? Remember your the one that challenged me? Remember you pulling out your archery? Remember your clowns ganking all over me? Remember being pwned the different tune you'd sing? Don't cry about. Don't run around. Stand your ground big baby. And get knocked out. Don't scream and shout. Do you have some doubt? Stand your ground big baby And get knocked out.
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20th October 2007, 06:00 AM
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Re: A collection post of the PHP's :)
This one was just wrote just for the humor of it cause lets face it, other then Power Scrolls and the thrill of killing each other the PVP'ers kinda get it in the rear when it comes to the fancy arties and such.
Tram-me (A UO parody based on Blue October - Hate Me) I've got to get energy fields up so I don't end up dead. These Solan ants crawling fast leaving acid where they bled. Dropping Zoogies that remind me of a quest that I was shown. Getting lots of Trans powders so I never have to recall home. These ants are growing boring, They're driving me insane. I've got to find something new to kill, or I'll never play again. Ah I know just where to go, I have got the perfact place. I'll have to take friends with me. It's a Peerless we shall face. Tram Me Today Tram Me Tomorrow Tram me so I can get all the awesome loot. I haven't PVPed in 3 whole months, its the first thing you had a big beef with. You told me we were going to Trammel if I ever wanted insurance gold again. Now my UO time is boiled down to a ton of white wyrms to fight. Collecting Regs, Resources, and PVMing all night. We all went to a Peerless through my blue moongate. We chained Mel's a hundred times, to see all the loot to take. I asked if we could roll on the crimmy if no one else would mind. And I rolled 2 12's that crimmy was finally mine! Tram Me Today Tram Me Tomorrow Tram me so I can get all the awesome loot Tram me in ways Ways not hard to follow Tram me so I can finally play along with you. Now with a sad heart I look at PVP and wave Good bye to it but yet hello to all the gold that I shall save. Now I am one kick arse trammie man. I'm deadly at PVM regaurdless if it's a spellbook or weapon in my hand. With no effort I can blow a deadhorn away. Doing all these Peerless and getting all my ingrediants for free. And I whisper to myself "Why didn't I ever see?" It's Trammie for me Tram Me Tomorrow Tram me so I can get all the awsome loot. Tram me in ways Ways not hard to follow Tram me so I can finally play along with you. By: The Poetic Harlequin 1/13/07
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This one just simply came to me, what can I say I kinda have a nack for this Parody stuff lol
Do You Really Want to Pwn Me (A Poetic Harlequin Parody based on "Culture Club - Do You Really want to Hurt me) Give me time... To at least run and hide... Let me cast a Heal! I have Chanced Your No Rez Kill Lies Then my blood will spill.... Do you really want to Pwn me? Do you really want to make me Die? Your Flame Strike really burn me! I say stop and you say why? I've did my part, and I'm Learning. Summoned my Ethy, ran real far! My guildies always tell me, Run for the room of star! Do you really want to Pwn me? Do you really want to make me Die? Do you really want to Pwn me? Do you really want to make me Die? You swore to me you were joke'n. Said you were testing your new spears. You say "In Bal Nox" now I'm choke'n. Bringing back my worse fears. Why can't you just leave me be? I don't get peace in Moonglow. You attack me without reason. There's no safe place left to go. If it's gold you want from me. I'll pay you to go away. One day I will be free. Just to play. Do you really want to Pwn me? Do you really want to make me Die? Do you really want to Pwn me? Do you really want to make me Die? Do you really want to Pwn me? Do you really want to make me Die? Do you really want to Pwn me? Do you really want to make me Die? Do you really want to Pwn me? Do you really want to make me Die............... By: The Poetic Harleyquinn 5/5/07
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By this time I've stopped trying to explain my background stories of my parodies. I enjoy writing them so that's why they get done
Me Want Orny (A Poetic Harlequin Parody of "2 Live Crew - Me So H*rny") Yo man if you wanna doom just holla Oh Jo0 no me want! For Sure? 4 Sho! Oh me want Orny Oh, oh me want Orny Oh me want Orny Me'd wear it long time! Oh me want Orny Oh, oh me want Orny Oh me want Orny Me'd wear it long time! Oh me want Orny Oh, oh me want Orny Oh me want Orny Me'd wear it long time! Oh me want Orny Oh, oh me want Orny Oh me want Orny Me'd wear it long time! Playing on legends, it's my home shard So I grabbed a gold skull for a ferryman call Cu's gonna snap some bone, Look at how he figits Head to the Impaler room, prepared to just hit it Kept fighting those Impalers, till they fell to the floor. Got myself an arty but you know I want some more! This Dark Fathers Dead Meat, Been Doom'n all mornin Got an appetite for Arties, Cause me want Orny!!!!! Oh me want Orny Oh, oh me want Orny Oh me want Orny Me'd wear it long time! Oh me want Orny Oh, oh me want Orny Oh me want Orny Me'd wear it long time! Darknights after me but they can't touch! They have no chance against me, I kick their butt! Dropped all them Creepers and boy I was glad. I won't be to long till I'm facing that Dark dad! These monsters are like dirt and they're gonna get dusted! Won't be to long till another room I pass! This Dark Fathers Dead Meat, Been Doom'n all mornin Got an appetite for Arties, Cause me want Orny!!!!! Oh me want Orny Oh, oh me want Orny Oh me want Orny Me'd wear it long time! Oh me want Orny Oh, oh me want Orny Oh me want Orny Me'd wear it long time! This place is so cool, and once the arties get in your head.... You never want to leave unless you're ghost'n it dead.... Got a Dragonslayer, eww that's just lame... I'll trash that one while I see what other I gains.... I'm like the a Highlander Immortal, that can never die Doom so much people ask'n me why.... Cause this Dark Fathers dead meat, Been Doom'n all mornin Got an appetite for Arties, Cause me want Orny!!!! Oh me want Orny Oh, oh me want Orny Oh me want Orny Me'd wear it long time! Oh me want Orny Oh, oh me want Orny Oh me want Orny Me'd wear it long time! It's true you were a newbie until you met me... And I showed you all the arties I getty-getty You would giggle, holla, and shout.... Saying you wanted arties to lock in your house.... I took you to doom, a few hours you got 2... You were so excited, you weren't sure what to do.... Yeah this Dark Father's dead meat, Been Doom'n all mornin Got an appetite for Arties, Cause me want Orny!!! Oh me want Orny Oh, oh me want Orny Oh me want Orny Me'd wear it long time! Oh me want Orny Oh, oh me want Orny Oh me want Orny Me'd wear it long time! Oh me want Orny Oh, oh me want Orny Oh me want Orny Me'd wear it long time! ME WANT ORNY!!!!
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How Many Demons Come
(A Poetic Harlequin Parody based on Matchbox 20 - How Far We've Come) I Sit down at my PC and start up my virtual world. Just like I did yesterday and the morning before. Now I wonder if I've missed anything since I've been gone. There's no one at the bank and I'm not sure why, Started seeing all kinds of players just running right by, Can you tell me what the heck I could be missing this time? Well I, Believe, Magnicia is burning to the ground, Oh well I never really liked that town. Lets see how many demons come Lets see how many demons come Well crap, What the heck, when did this event begin Oh well, least I'll be there for end Lets see how many demons come Lets see how many demons come There's no gate for Magnicia oh where do I go? Tried to stop the other players to see if they'd know. No one helped, so I'll just get there myself. Well it seems like Trinsic where I need to run to Jumped on the boat and almost killed myself That Darkfather almost got me, I was like "Oh what the hell" Ran so fast, I didn't realize that there was no place for me to run to. Well I, Believe, Magnicia is burning to the ground, Oh well I never really liked that town. Lets see how many demons come Lets see how many demons come Well crap, What the heck, when did this event begin Oh well, least I'll be there for end Lets see how many demons come Lets see how many demons come I'm not done, done, it's to much fun Got so much rubble taking up all the lockdowns at home Drool Drool, look at them trammies drool So much loot for me, so much loot for you I'm not done, done, it's to much fun Got so much rubble taking up all the lockdowns at home Drool Drool, look at them trammies drool So much loot for me, so much loot for you Well I, Believe, Magnicia is burning to the ground, Oh well I never really liked that town. Lets see how many demons come Lets see how many demons come Well crap, What the heck, when did this event begin Oh well, least I'll be there for end Lets see how many demons come Lets see how many demons come Lets see how many demons come Lets see how many demons come Lets see how many demons come Lets see how many demons come Lets see how many demons come Lets see how many demons come Lets see how many demons come!
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