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| Fur Da Skygod!! Join Date: May 2007
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![]() | The Kirani While stood in front of the swaggers today, the outstanding partisan Richard Heath proposed that we investigate the apparent resurrection of the traitor Kiran. With our razor sharp wit and charm, we convinced a young barmaid to show us into the swaggers basement. Heath began to search the room, while I took a much deserved rest on a crate of ale! It didn't take long before the former owner Anna Maria came down to see what all the noise was about. Despite her blathering on about kittens and tea cosies, or whatever it is women talk about, Heath was able to find two pieces of evidence. One was a book clearly stating that Kiran is a foul undead zombie. The other was a human skull, notably lacking a brain! Zombies are known for their brain munching tendencies, so it seemed like no more evidence was necessary! We moved upstairs to the bar. ![]() Searching in the shelves, we found no more undead paraphernalia, but were shocked and disgusted to find a collection of pornographic magazines! Heath decided to keep them as evidence, and so that they did not fall into the hands of the impressionable! ![]() On seeing heath's bulging wallet, local skank Anna Maria suddenly remembered where the remains of Kiran had been buried, and offered to escort us there. We took the moongate to Yew, of course remembering to take a full set of shovels and digging tools. The burial place was on a small peninsula north of a small village called Abbeywood. Heath selflessly volunteered to dig while I sat on a chair attempting to catch fish with a stick. It didn't take long before the shovel struck wood. We were both shocked to see that the coffin given to the trading company was indeed still buried where they had claimed! Opening the box revealed a few recognisable body parts among the slush. This was certainly the man the militia had executed! ![]() Heath was the first to realise that one of the Kirans must be a fake! Either the militia executed a double, or the man now running the swaggers was an imposter! Either way, the living Kiran is clearly a criminal! I urge all militia members to look for further clues as to his identity! I also forward Richard Heath for promotion based on his excellent work on this case. He is clearly the best partisan we have had in years, and should be rewarded. - Thaur Macil
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| Governor of Vespenland Join Date: Apr 2007
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![]() ![]() | Re: The Kirani *reads the report* Well if Thaur thinks hes a good partisan, then thats good enough for me!
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| Captain of the Vesper Militia Join Date: Sep 2006
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![]() ![]() | Re: The Kirani Well Thaur is already Comrade, so we'll have to promote him to firebrand seeing as he thinks he makes a good Partisan yes....
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