Jokes / Funny

Gangrel · 18th May 2007, 11:31 AM

This is a thread to put screen shots of funny things like Cullin getting drunk or doing something embarrasing or maybe just a place to put a few jokes ( UO or Non Uo Related)

Cullin · 18th May 2007, 11:45 AM

Here's one I heard today... Whats worse than a chav? An irish chav !

John Dell · 18th May 2007, 12:51 PM

Comedy Central !

callumf · 19th May 2007, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cullin

Here's one I heard today... Whats worse than a chav? An irish chav !

Have you got any Bernard Manning jokes to add to that one?

Cullin · 19th May 2007, 05:29 PM

I was speaking to my girfriend the other day and I said, " look love, i'd like a little !!!!!" and she said, "so would I" "So would I". I said, "why did you say that twice", She said "I didn't!" hehe sorry i heard that one off of the film preditor

Preston Bagot · 20th May 2007, 03:15 AM

Don't get it?

Gangrel · 21st May 2007, 07:00 AM

Paying The Bill
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

*shudders*

Cullin · 21st May 2007, 02:16 PM

haha!

**kingtony** · 21st May 2007, 02:58 PM

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He's all right now.

**kingtony** · 21st May 2007, 02:59 PM

Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
A. Fill it with gas.

**kingtony** · 21st May 2007, 03:00 PM

Q. Why did the ref call a penalty during the Leper Hockey game?
A. Because there was a face off in the corner.

**kingtony** · 21st May 2007, 03:01 PM

Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common?
A. They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.

18th May 2007, 11:31 AM	#1
Gangrel Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Jokes / Funny This is a thread to put screen shots of funny things like Cullin getting drunk or doing something embarrasing or maybe just a place to put a few jokes ( UO or Non Uo Related) Last edited by Gangrel; 18th May 2007 at 11:56 AM.

18th May 2007, 11:45 AM	#2
Cullin Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Jokes / Funny Here's one I heard today... Whats worse than a chav? An irish chav ! Last edited by Cullin; 18th May 2007 at 11:58 AM.

18th May 2007, 12:51 PM	#3
John Dell Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 971 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Jokes / Funny Comedy Central !

19th May 2007, 05:29 PM	#5
Cullin Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Jokes / Funny I was speaking to my girfriend the other day and I said, " look love, i'd like a little !!!!!" and she said, "so would I" "So would I". I said, "why did you say that twice", She said "I didn't!" hehe sorry i heard that one off of the film preditor

20th May 2007, 03:15 AM	#6
Preston Bagot Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Jokes / Funny Don't get it?

21st May 2007, 07:00 AM	#7
Gangrel Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Jokes / Funny Paying The Bill Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out. The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill." shudders

21st May 2007, 02:16 PM	#8
Cullin Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Jokes / Funny haha!

21st May 2007, 02:58 PM	#9
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Jokes / Funny Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? A. He's all right now.

21st May 2007, 02:59 PM	#10
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Jokes / Funny Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro? A. Fill it with gas.

21st May 2007, 03:00 PM	#11
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Jokes / Funny Q. Why did the ref call a penalty during the Leper Hockey game? A. Because there was a face off in the corner.

21st May 2007, 03:01 PM	#12
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Jokes / Funny Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common? A. They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.

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