Gak lob clompin. Latz lob clompin. Eberiash lob clompin.

Gak ib ah lyddle ruzdee ad clompin agh Gak neeb tu gid bak tu guud clompin.

Gak ib peepin fur humiez agh nub-su-humie tipez, tu du suum clompin.

Ib lat lob tu clomp, agh Gak gruk lat du, blah tu Gak ad deze pyjunz:

Gakh'tukh'gakh-Zuth'gakh'udu-Blug'krak'futh
(383-037-654)

Gak unlee clomp latz lyddul bid.
Ib lat nub guud ad clompin, blah tu Gak. Mabee Gak cin phyx lat, bud Gak makin nub promyziz.
Suum ogh latz nub cin clomp latz wey uut ogh wed papyr lagl!!!
Hrch hrch.

What in tarnation. How do you learn this...um, language. Is there a place on line? I am assuming it is Orc.

Aye, that would be orcish

A good dictionary for orcish is at the Shadowclan.org site here.

Wow, great source

Cool. I will take a look. Thanks for the link.

Gak blah purdee guud humie. Blahin Orkie blahin konfuziz da humies, su Gak mosidlee blah humie su lat cin gruk wud Gak ib blahin.

Wen lat blah tu Gak, lat nub prugh tu blah en Orkie. Sumogh latz ib suu nub guud ad blahin orkie, dat latz mak Gakz eerz hurd. Gak gruk mangee kyndz ogh blahinz, eben doh Gak nub blah ull da blahin dat Gak gruk. Gruk wud Gak blahin?

Nub ogh dis maddur doh. Da reel kwestun ib:

Du lat lob to clomp?

Ogh kurze lat du!

I ain't sure I understand what you said...but I think you said I like to clomp. So, sure I do. As long as it ain't against my manhood or religion.

For the non-orcish speaking:

Gak lob clompin. Latz lob clompin. Eberiash lob clompin.
Ga'kuct loves fighting. You loving fighting. Everyone loves fighting.

Gak ib ah lyddle ruzdee ad clompin agh Gak neeb tu gid bak tu guud clompin.
Ga'kuct is a little rusty at fighting and Ga'kuct needs to get back to good fighting.

Gak ib peepin fur humiez agh nub-su-humie tipez, tu du suum clompin.
Ga'kuct is looking for humans and not-so-human types to do some fighting.

Ib lat lob tu clomp, agh Gak gruk lat du, blah tu Gak ad deze pyjunz:
If you love to fight, and Ga'kuct likes you, talk to Ga'kuct at these pigeons:

Gakh'tukh'gakh-Zuth'gakh'udu-Blug'krak'futh (full orcish name, no translation)
(383-037-654)
(three eight three dash zero three seven dash six five four)

Gak unlee clomp latz lyddul bid.
Ga'kuct only fight you little bit.
Ib lat nub guud ad clompin, blah tu Gak. Mabee Gak cin phyx lat, bud Gak makin nub promyziz.
If you're not good at fighting, talk to Ga'kuct. Maybe Ga'kuct can fix you, but Ga'kuct makes no promises.
Suum ogh latz nub cin clomp latz wey uut ogh wed papyr lagl!!!
Some of you can not fight your way out of a wet paper bag!!!
Hrch hrch.
Hah Hah.

If you were inebriated while reading this, you would have understood the entire thing the first time you read it. (hint) Go get lit up before interacting with orcs.

I am a novice in Orcish. I've been known to seriously mistranslate before, like when Gak told me he had the sniffles and I thought he said that he had syphilus. It's always difficult to know exactly what an Orc is thinking though...

Superb job on your translation! I could not figure out some of that!

This part looks like Gak actually translated for us all... I remember the numbers when Santa Clomps taught us all to sing the 12 Dayz of Orcmas

Gakh'tukh'gakh-Zuth'gakh'udu-Blug'krak'futh
(383-037-654)

Here's the Orcish numbers...
0 - zuth
1 - ash
2 - dub
3 - gakh
4 - futh
5 - krak
6 - blug
7 - udo
8 - tukh
9 - krith
10 - ash'zuth
11 - ash'ash

Hope this helps too!!