INTRODUCTION *insert Theme Song here*

But one Canadian man dared to awake the power of the wand
Twisting the wand to his will and binding all the Earth to his corruption
Neo of Lothlore the Canadian!!!
his power was absolute
as the whole of the plant was griped in his cruel embrace.

"Only the appearance of an Orc, Pilot and Digger saved the Earth from impending destruction.

From, whence they came no one knows, but their strength and power were without peer.

In these strangers lay Earths Only hope.

They would prove themselves by defeating Neo. They gave the wand to the orc but, Gak was not unaffected by the wands power.... he would wreck havoc upon the Heartwood area of the Mississippi....

Thus this is where you are born, Work and Die in.... Sosaria which was once its own planet now exists
within the planet Earth!!!


The battle was fierce as Whispering Rose Radio sent in more purple troops to re-enforce the tanks. After all the fighting Neo of Lothlore was defeated. But..... the Wand went missing. It must have been blown across the states towards Heartwood near the Mississippi river.



Angelica was on patrol in the Sky. The Wand flew towards her then before she knew it the Canadian wand had taken her over and she flew back to Washington DC to take over. She became more and more Canadian like. She kept repeating over and over... Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...



Gak was orderd to retrieve the Wand. He was asked to hold onto the wand for they believed Orcs were unaffected by such power but, they would soon be proven wrong. Once Gak got the wand he blew Angelica out of the sky!!! He then began to fly towards the Heartwood area of the Mississippi .



Queen Zen was quickly alerted.... but she would not make it in time to protect the elven people...



Gak made short work of the weak elves.

After eating some fresh cooked meat he made his way to the river to confront Queen Zen.



Queen Zen had gathered her "hot" soilder men on the Western Side of the Mississippi . Gak gathered his cold winds from the North-East comeing down from Canada and made Ice elementals. Who fired first is not known...





Gamemaster Auto Reponse: Jeremy we have a situation. UO is leeking out into Earth. You must fix this problem at once!

Jeremy: "What should I do first?"

Gamemaster Auto Response: "Please look at the player guide found on wwww.we_are_lazy_and_dont_want_to_help_you.comm

Jeremy: *Note to self kill auto response Gm* hmmm.... *Repages*

You are number 358,458,624 in the Q

(Three Days Later)

Gamemaster Auto Response: "We are unable to help you with this problem. If the problem presist please repage us."

*Jeremy turns on the montor to watch the end of the Gak Vs Zen battle.*






Jeremy: "Oh my!!!" *Repages*

You are number 742,918,624,578 in the Q

Jeremy: "I have to do something! The wand must be destroyed!!!"

Jeremy: "Kal Ort Por"