Lady Phoenix mentioned some negotiations going on between her and Whispering Rose Radio, which hosts the Deal or No Deal game on multiple shards. I was hoping we could get them to host one game for us on PaxLair's Anniversary night. I would be glad to supply the one million gold prize and a few door prizes. The only problem is that WRR usually offers the prize on any shard of the winner's choice, and I can only offer the prize on Chesapeake. I'll have to check with Phoenix to see if this is possible.

I am going to try to do the Unique Places Tour, and maybe add a few places outside Felucca this time around.

I also have over 100 fishing nets for a net toss. Fishing contest?

I had an idea that could run the course of the anniversary, it's similar to what Guardian's Gate did except with a twist.

They Ran a Silent Auction where bids stopped at the end of the anniversary, what I'm proposing is a Blind Auction.

Bags would be placed out of reach locked down and where they couldn't be viewed.....each would be numbered 1 through what ever count is needed. Inside the bag would be one good item, the one up for grabs so to speak. In addition to that other common items, be it armor, weapons, books ect. to make all the bags have equal weight and item count would be added. A list of all the possible "Good" items would be placed in a book for each bag and people would bid on the bag without knowing the contents. If a good Artie was in the mix every bag could possibly draw a considerable sum as no one would know the actual contents, though it's more likely each would generate a moderate interest at best. End result is some folks will pay too much others much less than market price, but everyone would have fun it's like the lottery.

Gold generated from this could be split up to each cities coffers, or donated to the Statehood.

PaxLair - 10 Years of Images (A Pictorial)

Look for it next week!!.... or.... be square?

OOC: I was just looking at this event on the calander and it looks like wednesday evening (the night for PaxLair City) is booked up pretty solid. Is there time that day to do the library grand opening, or should I plan to do that on Tuesday after/before the meeting? Let me know!

-Lenora

*pyx noze knowingly*

Gak mad seekret planz wid da Sharkuu abud da obenin ogh da Buuk Ruum. Demz ib suuu seekret dat demz nub blah abud id ere. Gak cin blah demz tu lat ib lat nub blah tu angeebudee elze.

Ebentz fur Ash'blug ogh dis munth.

Ash: Sharkuu blahin. Demz blah agh blah agh blah agh blah! (Demz alzo blah dat ib angee ogh latz gu tu seep wylz demz blahin, Gak gid tu clomp lat!)

Dub: Lenuraz blahin abud nu Buuk Ruum. Lat cin blah agh blah agh blah ib lat wund tu. Du lat wund Gak tu clomp demz da seep tuu?

Gakh: Wynmere humiez toor ogh Bubhosh Plaziz. Demz gruk werz demz ull ib. Eberibudee shud gu wid Wynmere humie, mabee suum ogh latz kud leern sumptin abud deze uzgz.

Futh: Skabenjer Hund. Eberiash gid buuk wid teengies fur demz tu phynd agh bryng bak tu Paxuzg. Demz prublee prugh dub'krak (25) meenut tym lymid. Ib lat wyn, lat gid shiniez agh gloree.

Krak: Jouzidin gamez. Rulz ib ez.

Latz wylz gid gakh pazziz tu clomp latz opponut

Ash poynt ib lat hyt lat opponut
Dub poyntz ib lat nock demz oph demz moont wid spezal moob.(remoont fur eezh pazz)
Lat wynz, ib lat clomp latz opponut ur skorz muur poyntz.
Ib dere ib tye, Latz wylz du pazziz untyl tye ib brokin ur suumash ib clompid.


Lat cin ryde angee moont bud a swamb draguun.
Nub Heelin ogh angeekynd.(Ib lat heel lat wylz looz agh bi labillid az nubhosh fur eber)
Eberiash uziz lanzez.
Ib lat wyn(Arig wynz ogh kurze), lat wylz gid shiniez agh gloree.
..........................

(simplified answer for you Lenora, After Opening speeches, the Library dedication will take place. I think this is a secret, so don't tell Gak I told you or anyone else for that matter)

Loose translation:

*picks nose knowingly (or annoyingly)*

Gak made secret plans with the Sharkuu (leader-Gov. Winfield) about the opening of the Book Room. The plans are so secret that I can't talk about it here. Gak can tell you (Lenora) if you don't tell anyone else.

Events for the Tenth Anniversary this month:

One: Gov. Winfield talks and talks and talks (Opening Speech). Also if any of you go to sleep while Gov. Winfield is talking, Gak gets to kill you.

Two: Lenora talks about the Library. You can talk and talk and talk, if you (Lenora) want to. Do you want Gak to kill those that sleep too?

Three: Winmere will give a tour of the Great Place (PaxLair City). She knows where they all are. Everyone should go with Winmere, maybe some of you can learn something about this place.

Four: Scavenger Hunt. Everyone gets a book with things for them to find and bring back to PaxLair City. You will probably have about a 25 min. time limit. If you win, you get gold and glory.

Fifth: Jousting Game. Rules are:

You will get three passes to kill your opponent.

One point if you hit your opponent.
Two points if you knock them off their mount with a special move. (Must remount for each pass)
You win, if you kill your opponent, or score more points.
If there is a tie, you will do passes until the tie is broken, or someone dies.

You can ride any mount, except a swamp dragon.
No healing of ANY kind!
Everyone uses lances.
If you win (Arig wins, of course!) you will get gold and glory.

So is this all taking place on Wednesday eve?

Yub, ull ogh dis wylz bi dat dey.

Huw du Gak du ull ogh dis en ash dey??

MOJO!

(Actually, the server will be down most of the night, as usual, when there is a large event happening. Winmere placed a link to the schedule of events for all four nights)