Eve's conversation with god

**Ally** · 4th April 2007, 01:51 PM

EVE'S TALK WITH GOD

'Lord, I have a problem.'

'What's the problem, Eve?'

'I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy.'

'And why is that Eve?'

'Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples.'

'Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.'

'Man? What is that Lord?'

'A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that sometimes he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly.'

'Sounds great,' says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, 'but what's the catch Lord?'

'Well ... you can have him on one condition.'

'And what's that Lord? '

'As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first...And it will have to be our little secret .. You know, woman to woman.'

**DiP** · 4th April 2007, 01:52 PM

Gah!!! Lies!!!!

**Snugglebunny** · 4th April 2007, 01:54 PM

hahahahhaahhahhahahhahahahahahahah !

Lord of Shadows · 4th April 2007, 01:56 PM

Blasphemy!!! LOL

**bendavho** · 4th April 2007, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ally

EVE'S TALK WITH GOD

'Lord, I have a problem.'

'What's the problem, Eve?'

'I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy.'

'And why is that Eve?'

'Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples.'

'Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.'

'Man? What is that Lord?'

'A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that sometimes he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly.'

'Sounds great,' says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, 'but what's the catch Lord?'

'Well ... you can have him on one condition.'

'And what's that Lord? '

'As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first...And it will have to be our little secret .. You know, woman to woman.'

I love it since the only way women can believe they were created first is through a joke

**DiP** · 4th April 2007, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bendavho

I love it since the only way women can believe they were created first is through a joke

*high fives*

Thanks for saving us Ben.

**bendavho** · 4th April 2007, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DiP

*high fives*

Thanks for saving us Ben.

*high fives back*

**Silverfoot** · 4th April 2007, 04:12 PM

Save of the year Ben!!

**DiP** · 4th April 2007, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Silverfoot

Save of the year Ben!!

He deserves an award for that, I'd give him some silver or copper, but someone has stolen most!!!

**Snugglebunny** · 4th April 2007, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DiP

He deserves an award for that, I'd give him some silver or copper, but someone has stolen most!!!

Good all you men better watch it before we (woMEN) ask God to have you men give birth out of your you know what!!!!!!!

4th April 2007, 01:51 PM	#1
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,515 Gold: 14,857 My Mood: Thanks: 50 Thanked 22 Times in 19 Posts	Eve's conversation with god EVE'S TALK WITH GOD 'Lord, I have a problem.' 'What's the problem, Eve?' 'I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy.' 'And why is that Eve?' 'Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples.' 'Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.' 'Man? What is that Lord?' 'A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that sometimes he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly.' 'Sounds great,' says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, 'but what's the catch Lord?' 'Well ... you can have him on one condition.' 'And what's that Lord? ' 'As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first...And it will have to be our little secret .. You know, woman to woman.'

4th April 2007, 01:52 PM	#2
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,242 Gold: 20,782 My Mood: Thanks: 164 Thanked 115 Times in 94 Posts	Re: Eve's conversation with god Gah!!! Lies!!!! Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

4th April 2007, 01:54 PM	#3
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,806 Gold: 13,049 My Mood: Thanks: 234 Thanked 52 Times in 39 Posts	Re: Eve's conversation with god hahahahhaahhahhahahhahahahahahahah !

4th April 2007, 01:56 PM	#4
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 626 Gold: 1,003 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Eve's conversation with god Blasphemy!!! LOL Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

4th April 2007, 04:12 PM	#8
Silverfoot Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake Posts: 2,364 Gold: 9,485 My Mood: Blog Entries: 9 Thanks: 224 Thanked 160 Times in 95 Posts	Re: Eve's conversation with god Save of the year Ben!! "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want"

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