FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to
the
bathroom and
hold the stall door shut.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Know some wild s**t will happen, and set
up rally points.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that s**t was fun "

FRIENDS: Cry with you.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: laugh at you

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.

FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes
from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer
for touching you on the way out.

FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that s**t,
you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who
money after taking care of each other for so long.

FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and
then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t
about you.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will knock them the F**k out!!

:new_rofl: - thats so funny

As a resident of Kentucky I would be offended if most that s**t wasn't true ..hehe

lol glad i live in ny where you just get beat up on the street and mugged and thats a good day

i know some people like that...

*Takes Notes*

shhh! don't say nothin'....Snuggs is taking notes ^^
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yeah dude, Ive been bonked by her once a long time ago and decided it was the last...

for the sake of the bunnies be quite while shes taking notes!

*wonders on which part, the friends, or the Kentucky friends?*