So.... - Page 2

**DiP** · 23rd June 2007, 10:50 AM

*signals towards the scout, who throw's a bolo at Vepl. Watches as Vepl falls clumsily*

This is now an official warning. Any further actions in a negative manner or refusal to perform duties required will lift the non-violent measures against you and open any and all forms necessary for compliance.

**Vepl** · 23rd June 2007, 11:37 AM

*gets up spitting dirt out of mouth, dusting off and grumbling loudly*

I tell you..RL can mess a guy up. Was making my post in response to Rascals. Beloved asks will you go with me to the bank. Thought no big deal let me finish this and we will be off. Hit the "Post Quick Reply" and see Dip's post. But now Beloved is "Waiting" for me. Duty calls and I can't edit my post in time to avoid biting the dust

Oh well such is life....

Now what am I going to ...

*begins playing a soothing melody*

Vepl

RMS Carpathia · 23rd June 2007, 11:45 AM

O_o

Hahaha! =P

-RMS Carpathia-

**DiP** · 23rd June 2007, 01:16 PM

Excellent! I'm impressed with your skill, I'm sure your beloved sleeps blissfully at night to soothing music that would soothe the most savage beast. With your talent in place while enacting Martial-Law, I doubt there will be any who would think twice about running. You can show them the dirt in your teeth as a warning.

Eowyna Rohanna · 23rd June 2007, 01:29 PM

Then I won't be needing those velvet gloves. Vepl will sooth the savage beast. Now, DiP, about those taxes...as long as they aren't luxury taxes....

**DiP** · 23rd June 2007, 01:36 PM

Oh, the taxes. No, the taxes only apply to.... *thinks, mumbles* luxury taxes.... *rubs chin* well, we'll have to see about that as certain situations may change the measures taken in order to maintain order. Thank you for bringing this to light Eowyna.

**Maddux** · 23rd June 2007, 01:42 PM

Leisurely reclining back in the recliner. "Albert.... perhaps we can expand the treasury... I can feel a sudden wealth ready to fall upon us.."

Albert looks at Maddux "How so Sir...."

With an evilish grin "Taxes..Any idea how much a polar bear is worth?"

A puzzled Albert "Bears sir......"

Maddux begins to write on a parchment

Dip,
Do we charge per pound or per bear in regards to taxation on pets?
Maddux

Carefully rolls and enclosed parchment in container. "Albert, Take this to Dip."

23rd June 2007, 10:50 AM	#11
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,304 Gold: 23,732 My Mood: Thanks: 124 Thanked 86 Times in 70 Posts	Re: So.... signals towards the scout, who throw's a bolo at Vepl. Watches as Vepl falls clumsily This is now an official warning. Any further actions in a negative manner or refusal to perform duties required will lift the non-violent measures against you and open any and all forms necessary for compliance. __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

23rd June 2007, 11:37 AM	#12
Vepl Forum Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 3,646 Gold: 561 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: So.... gets up spitting dirt out of mouth, dusting off and grumbling loudly I tell you..RL can mess a guy up. Was making my post in response to Rascals. Beloved asks will you go with me to the bank. Thought no big deal let me finish this and we will be off. Hit the "Post Quick Reply" and see Dip's post. But now Beloved is "Waiting" for me. Duty calls and I can't edit my post in time to avoid biting the dust Oh well such is life.... Now what am I going to ... begins playing a soothing melody Vepl __________________ Another Quality Job by Atlas607 Member of K*S

23rd June 2007, 11:45 AM	#13
RMS Carpathia Madien of the Great Blue Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: City of Heroes - Virtue Shard Posts: 1,951 Gold: 1,767 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: So.... O_o Hahaha! =P -RMS Carpathia- __________________

23rd June 2007, 01:16 PM	#14
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,304 Gold: 23,732 My Mood: Thanks: 124 Thanked 86 Times in 70 Posts	Re: So.... Excellent! I'm impressed with your skill, I'm sure your beloved sleeps blissfully at night to soothing music that would soothe the most savage beast. With your talent in place while enacting Martial-Law, I doubt there will be any who would think twice about running. You can show them the dirt in your teeth as a warning. __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

23rd June 2007, 01:29 PM	#15
Eowyna Rohanna I may not be the queen of everything, but I'm the duchess of quite a lot Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Landroval--LOTRO Posts: 1,454 Gold: 5,182 Thanks: 9 Thanked 14 Times in 10 Posts	Re: So.... Then I won't be needing those velvet gloves. Vepl will sooth the savage beast. Now, DiP, about those taxes...as long as they aren't luxury taxes.... __________________ Thanks to Maddux for the wonderful sig!

23rd June 2007, 01:36 PM	#16
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,304 Gold: 23,732 My Mood: Thanks: 124 Thanked 86 Times in 70 Posts	Re: So.... Oh, the taxes. No, the taxes only apply to.... thinks, mumbles luxury taxes.... rubs chin well, we'll have to see about that as certain situations may change the measures taken in order to maintain order. Thank you for bringing this to light Eowyna. __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

23rd June 2007, 01:42 PM	#17
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,602 Gold: 19,866 Thanks: 17 Thanked 50 Times in 39 Posts	Re: So.... Leisurely reclining back in the recliner. "Albert.... perhaps we can expand the treasury... I can feel a sudden wealth ready to fall upon us.." Albert looks at Maddux "How so Sir...." With an evilish grin "Taxes..Any idea how much a polar bear is worth?" A puzzled Albert "Bears sir......" Maddux begins to write on a parchment Dip, Do we charge per pound or per bear in regards to taxation on pets? Maddux Carefully rolls and enclosed parchment in container. "Albert, Take this to Dip." __________________