Tired of Peace.....

**Maddux** · 30th September 2006, 05:36 AM

Tired of peace, need a war started??? If your answer is yes, for a negotiable fee, Dip and I can start a war for you and make it look like the other guys started it and fight the war for you. If you have the gold, we will guarantee you victory. *CENSORED*, pilage and blunder packages can be added for an additional cost.

John Dell · 30th September 2006, 05:38 AM

:cheesy:

**Tabbitha** · 30th September 2006, 11:16 AM

Lol, we could do with you two if you fancy a Knightly stint on Europa for a while ?

KH looking for good warrior types

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**DiP** · 30th September 2006, 11:44 AM

Europa eh...

We're not accustomed to joining with guilds though, just doing their dirty work.

**Maddux** · 30th September 2006, 11:53 AM

Good Behavior almosts sounds like a condition of parole. Dip and I have yet to be taken before a court and tried for our alleged crimes. If someone was to pay us to behave, I am sure we can arrange that. For a few million a month, we have Let's Keep Maddux & Dip off our shard package. This package is very popular.

**Tabbitha** · 31st October 2006, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maddux

Good Behavior almosts sounds like a condition of parole. Dip and I have yet to be taken before a court and tried for our alleged crimes. If someone was to pay us to behave, I am sure we can arrange that. For a few million a month, we have Let's Keep Maddux & Dip off our shard package. This package is very popular.

bleugh Im a poor Knight ,sorry ,i have n material possessions * coughs *

**Maddux** · 31st October 2006, 07:36 AM

Quote:

bleugh Im a poor Knight ,sorry ,i have n material possessions * coughs *

Seems the winds of war may bring us to Europa. One's weapons and armor are material possessions. A Contract can be arranged for payment other than gold. *eyes weapons, armor, and Tabb's House*

31st October 2006, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maddux

Rape, pilage and blunder packages can be added for an additional cost.

If you're going to be trying to RP rape, you won't last very long.

**Maddux** · 31st October 2006, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sally Buttons

If you're going to be trying to RP rape, you won't last very long.

OOC: (Out of Character - for those not familar with role play or must have everything explained to them.)

Rape is only a "verb (In the case in which I used it)" which I used to make the post more "dark and sinister." Sexual Exploitation of others are not proper for Forums or Online games and a direct violation of Rules of Conduct.

Nazdrek · 31st October 2006, 03:55 PM

Love the fine print. hehe

Kimmy · 31st October 2006, 04:18 PM

now now Maddux be nice. While it wasn't a nice comment Sally has a valid point we have had problems with this in our comunity in the past.

**Maddux** · 31st October 2006, 04:27 PM

Its been fixed.

30th September 2006, 05:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
Maddux The One & Only Bandit King :) Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,879 Thanks: 12 Thanked 42 Times in 33 Posts	Tired of Peace..... Tired of peace, need a war started??? If your answer is yes, for a negotiable fee, Dip and I can start a war for you and make it look like the other guys started it and fight the war for you. If you have the gold, we will guarantee you victory. CENSORED, pilage and blunder packages can be added for an additional cost. __________________ Last edited by Maddux; 31st October 2006 at 04:26 PM.

30th September 2006, 05:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
John Dell Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 1,039 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Tired of Peace..... :cheesy:

30th September 2006, 11:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
Tabbitha Administrator Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Europa/Snowbourn Posts: 5,651 Thanks: 66 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts	Re: Tired of Peace..... Lol, we could do with you two if you fancy a Knightly stint on Europa for a while ? KH looking for good warrior types Unashamed advertising by Valetta Advertising INdustries __________________ Ultima Online: Tabbitha LOTR :Tabbitha Greywolfe Snowbourn The Shire

30th September 2006, 11:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
DiP Ronin Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,632 My Mood: Thanks: 82 Thanked 49 Times in 40 Posts	Re: Tired of Peace..... Europa eh... We're not accustomed to joining with guilds though, just doing their dirty work. __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

30th September 2006, 11:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
Maddux The One & Only Bandit King :) Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,879 Thanks: 12 Thanked 42 Times in 33 Posts	Re: Tired of Peace..... Good Behavior almosts sounds like a condition of parole. Dip and I have yet to be taken before a court and tried for our alleged crimes. If someone was to pay us to behave, I am sure we can arrange that. For a few million a month, we have Let's Keep Maddux & Dip off our shard package. This package is very popular. __________________

31st October 2006, 03:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
Nazdrek Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Tired of Peace..... Love the fine print. hehe

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Kimmy =^.^= Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 607 My Mood: Thanks: 20 Thanked 9 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Tired of Peace..... now now Maddux be nice. While it wasn't a nice comment Sally has a valid point we have had problems with this in our comunity in the past. __________________ Makeing Sosaria Beutiful one home at a time.

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