All you have to do is make a short, once-sentence post of who/what you hate and how much you hate it, and lets see if we can't make a huge quote-pyramid of hate. Yes it's stupid. Yes it's inane. Yes it's funny as hell. Get going

I hate stupid threads that try to generate funny quotes that will invariably be constructed with the sole intention of being funny, and inevitably as a result, not only manage to be hideously unfunny, but also make the reader want to leave the UO guild in question, and possibly UO itself.

Shrivel and die!

You, sir, are the reason we electronically test our condoms.

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ROFL , alright calm down folks , i know who's and whats gonna be at the top of your pyramid of hate

Good to see Devlin back and still keeping it real and telling people how it is! /respect

Yiff in hell you deviant freaks

[if you don't know what yiff is, google it]

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Actually, my pet hate is web-developers because I am one. I do my damnedest to make a site (nigh-on 100%) W3C compatible, follow the WAI guidelines, make it search engine friendly and optimise all the images properly so the pages don't take too long to load on dial-up and only use Flash where appropriate. Essentially, I do a good job, but I do it in-house for one company (oki my site turns over about a quarter of a million pounds a month, but it's just one company)... so I'm on a fairly basic professional salary (and a few grand below the national average for a web developer).

Go to many professional web developer sites and they claim to do the same. One in particular I looked at had a WAI page going on about how they make their sites W3C and WAI compliant - looked at their code and it would have failed on even the most fkn basic W3C/WAI tests - and they were fkn expensive too - total bunch of fkn rip-off C***s the lot of them!
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I could go on for about an hour on this topic... but I'll spare you all and go and have a nice cup of tea and calm down.

If I could understand a word of that I'd probably agree