INFO: The Recruitment of Elves

Hanse Davion · 1st August 2007, 06:28 PM

Personally I'm against the recruiting of elves at all for the Militia, but if they are going to be recruited you must make sure of two things:

1) No stupid hair. Some of the elf hairstyles are just.. idiotic.

2) A suitable skin-tone. An elf with a dark skin tone is one step away from being, and is generally going to be percieved as a Drow - who are not allowed in Vesper. Regardless of what they say about their elf just having a seriously deep tan, its not going to fly. Other unsuitable skin tones are the obvious ones like having a blue, or bright green elf. As close to standard issue pink as possible is best.

If you can, you should encourage them to take the Elf-to-Human quest and turn themselves back. I've got nothing against elves, alot of elf characters look fine. But this is by a vast majority a human militia with a well-drilled hatred of other species such as Orcs, Drow and whatnot.

Olk Samsca · 1st August 2007, 07:14 PM

The real problem with elves is simply the fact they cannot wear hats.

Ned Stark · 1st August 2007, 07:16 PM

The best Elf RPer in the game is Olk, thats because he doesnt use the abomination of the elf paper doll. I was gona make an elf character the other day, until i realised that their haircuts was like the Annual Bad Emo Hairdoos Yorkshire 2007. They are awful...

So yeah, totally agree with ya Hanse, no stupid skin colours, no stupid hair. (I dont know what EA were thinking)

And just for your info...i am currently sporting a hair style i like to call "The Lego Skywalker". Imagine Luke (IV) + A Lego Man + Donnie Osmand, thats my hair

sex0rz

Thurban · 1st August 2007, 08:27 PM

Shame i really miss the Ye Olde Drow roasts we used to have! Nothing beats a torch wielding mob chasing down a Elf, Drow or whatever and burning them! Guess were just victims of our own success *looks sad*

**Gnomy** · 2nd August 2007, 03:07 AM

Invite more 40cm gnomes!

**Tabbitha** · 2nd August 2007, 04:08 AM

I personally am against elves in Vesper Militia,as I think its moving to far away from the whole concept ....just my two penneth.

Twothumb · 2nd August 2007, 04:48 AM

I want more gnomes and more elves, but i want them to all have silly hats with oversized shoes to fit.

(yes i agree with hanse)

Arius · 2nd August 2007, 05:53 AM

Let's all get big flashy white robes and go kill elves...as everyone knows that elves are afraid of ghosts...and then put up a lower case "T" and set it alight which stands for..."Time to leave".

Tae'nu Ver Twothumb · 2nd August 2007, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twothumb

I want more gnomes and more elves,

So one elf isnt enough for you anymore ^-^
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Rhyddin · 2nd August 2007, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Let's all get big flashy white robes and go kill elves

Do they come with conical pointy hats that cover the entire face too?

You guys are quite scary sometimes.

1st August 2007, 06:28 PM	#1
Hanse Davion Vesper (Europa RP) Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Europa Posts: 831 Gold: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	INFO: The Recruitment of Elves Personally I'm against the recruiting of elves at all for the Militia, but if they are going to be recruited you must make sure of two things: 1) No stupid hair. Some of the elf hairstyles are just.. idiotic. 2) A suitable skin-tone. An elf with a dark skin tone is one step away from being, and is generally going to be percieved as a Drow - who are not allowed in Vesper. Regardless of what they say about their elf just having a seriously deep tan, its not going to fly. Other unsuitable skin tones are the obvious ones like having a blue, or bright green elf. As close to standard issue pink as possible is best. If you can, you should encourage them to take the Elf-to-Human quest and turn themselves back. I've got nothing against elves, alot of elf characters look fine. But this is by a vast majority a human militia with a well-drilled hatred of other species such as Orcs, Drow and whatnot. __________________ Roleplay on Europa? Give it a try! Join the city of Vesper! http://www.uoforums.com/vesper

1st August 2007, 07:14 PM	#2
Olk Samsca Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 283 Gold: 100 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: INFO: The Recruitment of Elves The real problem with elves is simply the fact they cannot wear hats.

1st August 2007, 07:16 PM	#3
Ned Stark Governor of Vespenland Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 442 Gold: 66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: INFO: The Recruitment of Elves The best Elf RPer in the game is Olk, thats because he doesnt use the abomination of the elf paper doll. I was gona make an elf character the other day, until i realised that their haircuts was like the Annual Bad Emo Hairdoos Yorkshire 2007. They are awful... So yeah, totally agree with ya Hanse, no stupid skin colours, no stupid hair. (I dont know what EA were thinking) And just for your info...i am currently sporting a hair style i like to call "The Lego Skywalker". Imagine Luke (IV) + A Lego Man + Donnie Osmand, thats my hair sex0rz __________________

1st August 2007, 08:27 PM	#4
Thurban The Mithril Guard Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Laurelin Posts: 470 Gold: 58 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: INFO: The Recruitment of Elves Shame i really miss the Ye Olde Drow roasts we used to have! Nothing beats a torch wielding mob chasing down a Elf, Drow or whatever and burning them! Guess were just victims of our own success looks sad __________________ Stout and Sturdy Laurelin's Sturdiest Kinship Last edited by Thurban; 1st August 2007 at 08:28 PM..

2nd August 2007, 03:07 AM	#5
Gnomy Forum Legend Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Snowbourn - LOTRO Posts: 2,500 Gold: 16,595 My Mood: Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 45 Thanked 46 Times in 35 Posts	Re: INFO: The Recruitment of Elves Invite more 40cm gnomes! __________________

2nd August 2007, 04:08 AM	#6
Tabbitha Administrator Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Europa/Snowbourn Posts: 6,127 Gold: 73,397 Blog Entries: 6 Thanks: 254 Thanked 380 Times in 225 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: INFO: The Recruitment of Elves I personally am against elves in Vesper Militia,as I think its moving to far away from the whole concept ....just my two penneth. __________________

2nd August 2007, 04:48 AM	#7
Twothumb Guardian Join Date: Jul 2006 Shard: Snowbourne Posts: 638 Gold: 6,634 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10 Times in 3 Posts	Re: INFO: The Recruitment of Elves I want more gnomes and more elves, but i want them to all have silly hats with oversized shoes to fit. (yes i agree with hanse) __________________ Ereborna , Snowbourn Guardian lvl 50 Grand Master Metalsmith 5 Chalk Street, Derndelf , Shire Homesteads Kinship House in Derndelf also at 4 Brookbank Street

2nd August 2007, 05:53 AM	#8
Arius Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 310 Gold: 558 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: INFO: The Recruitment of Elves Let's all get big flashy white robes and go kill elves...as everyone knows that elves are afraid of ghosts...and then put up a lower case "T" and set it alight which stands for..."Time to leave". __________________ Thaur Macil ‎(22:29): There is no such thing as the female orgasm.. Last edited by Arius; 2nd August 2007 at 05:56 AM..

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