hmm not sure being that wise is really helpful.....

No coffee, cola or redbull and I have been tired all morning

Vepl

and its raining.. which i soon need to walk in

Well I do drive so.....

*wonders if all that wisdom is really all that useful*

Vepl

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk.. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?''Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?''OK'. she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know !!!!?'

Damn, I'd hate to run into a little girl like that. Its like those 5 year olds who walk up and innocently ask you "what's global warming mean?" - just leaves you with your tongue tied trying to think of a way to can get that across to someone who's only just learning to write on the line ^__^

Next time he should just talk to himself

Vepl

Agree... Talking to self is fun.. i always do.. Right gnomy? Well of course..

But agree alot of kids hear a word which then they will ask someone for...

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:


* A. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

* B. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

* C. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

* D. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them In Planning.

* E. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

* F. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

* G. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

* H. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

* I. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

* J. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.

* K. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

* L. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

* M. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.

*checks answers*

hmm Guess I need to change vocations. I should be in security

Vepl

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