Nuts like Peanut Butter

**Snugglebunny** · 22nd March 2007, 09:26 PM

I found this hysterically funny...
Friday I took the hell spawn that is Sebastian to get neutered. When I brought him home we had to explain to my nephew, monkey butt, that he has to be gentle with him because he was in a lot of pain. Monkey Butt wanted to know what was wrong with him and my mom said he had his peanuts cut off.

"Cut his peanuts off"

So tonight Monkey was getting Sebastian excited and we had to get them both to settle down and I said to Monkey, what is wrong with Sebastian?

"He got his knuts cut off"
His what?
"His knuts, he got them cut off"
what?
"You know like peanut butter"

Sorry I just thought it was hysterical!

HMS Battle Trout · 22nd March 2007, 09:38 PM

Haha! That is great!

-RMS Carpathia-

**DiP** · 23rd March 2007, 04:49 AM

HA ha ha, if he only knew.

Tukaram · 23rd March 2007, 05:52 AM

Cute pictures....which one is Sebastian and which is Monkey Butt?

The answer could really change the story!

Decardo Imier · 23rd March 2007, 06:30 AM

Awwww cute dog.

I have not long got back from a week dog sledding in the Rockies, thats the first time i have been with dogs so much. The huskies are very cute.

**Snugglebunny** · 23rd March 2007, 07:16 AM

Sebastian is the puppy, Monkey Butt is the nephew

**bendavho** · 23rd March 2007, 07:19 AM

Too funny!

**Vepl** · 23rd March 2007, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tukaram

Cute pictures....which one is Sebastian and which is Monkey Butt?

The answer could really change the story!

Just as long as the vet knew the difference

Vepl

Petra · 23rd March 2007, 10:53 AM

lol too cute!

Tukaram · 23rd March 2007, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Sebastian is the puppy, Monkey Butt is the nephew

That is what I thought. But the rum made me ask for confirmation. (my version was funnier when I read it though!

)

22nd March 2007, 09:26 PM	#1
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,762 Gold: 6,806 My Mood: Thanks: 214 Thanked 48 Times in 35 Posts	Nuts like Peanut Butter I found this hysterically funny... Friday I took the hell spawn that is Sebastian to get neutered. When I brought him home we had to explain to my nephew, monkey butt, that he has to be gentle with him because he was in a lot of pain. Monkey Butt wanted to know what was wrong with him and my mom said he had his peanuts cut off. "Cut his peanuts off" So tonight Monkey was getting Sebastian excited and we had to get them both to settle down and I said to Monkey, what is wrong with Sebastian? "He got his knuts cut off" His what? "His knuts, he got them cut off" what? "You know like peanut butter" Sorry I just thought it was hysterical! Attached Thumbnails Sig courtsey of Nevaeh. He rawwwwks! AdamD: You made me cry tears of pink sadness and despair! "Two Minutes in Heaven is Better then One Minute in Heaven." I'm not wearing my business socks for nothing

22nd March 2007, 09:38 PM	#2
HMS Battle Trout Madien of the Great Blue Join Date: Jun 2006 Shard: Absolutely playing no games Posts: 1,976 Gold: 3,517 Thanks: 3 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Nuts like Peanut Butter Haha! That is great! -RMS Carpathia- -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -RMS Carpathia-

23rd March 2007, 04:49 AM	#3
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,147 Gold: 19,732 My Mood: Thanks: 143 Thanked 101 Times in 85 Posts	Re: Nuts like Peanut Butter HA ha ha, if he only knew. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

23rd March 2007, 05:52 AM	#4
Tukaram Old & grouchy Join Date: Apr 2004 Shard: Great Lakes Posts: 1,400 Gold: 92 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Nuts like Peanut Butter Cute pictures....which one is Sebastian and which is Monkey Butt? The answer could really change the story! Tuka Kinsmen are born. Friendship is a gift of the gods.

23rd March 2007, 06:30 AM	#5
Decardo Imier Knight of the Balance Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,080 Gold: 56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Nuts like Peanut Butter Awwww cute dog. I have not long got back from a week dog sledding in the Rockies, thats the first time i have been with dogs so much. The huskies are very cute. Life is the Dance and Honor, the Dance is Death to those we oppose, Honor is our salvation. Without Honor the Dance is meaningless forms and we are nothing.

23rd March 2007, 07:16 AM	#6
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,762 Gold: 6,806 My Mood: Thanks: 214 Thanked 48 Times in 35 Posts	Re: Nuts like Peanut Butter Sebastian is the puppy, Monkey Butt is the nephew Sig courtsey of Nevaeh. He rawwwwks! AdamD: You made me cry tears of pink sadness and despair! "Two Minutes in Heaven is Better then One Minute in Heaven." I'm not wearing my business socks for nothing

23rd March 2007, 07:19 AM	#7
bendavho Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 3,573 Gold: 137 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Nuts like Peanut Butter Too funny!

23rd March 2007, 10:53 AM	#9
Petra Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: WoW Perenolde/Blackwater Raiders Posts: 1,383 Gold: 1,812 My Mood: Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Nuts like Peanut Butter lol too cute! Siggy courtesy of Nevaeh, thank you!

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