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[Poetry] A Woman's Prayer **MATURE**

********Warning this book contains mature subject matter********

[Shard] - Sosaria
[Type] - Poetry
[Book] - Red - 20 pages



[Title] - A Woman's Prayer

[Author] – A Woman



[Page 1]
WOMEN'S PRAYER
Now I lay me down to
sleep,
I pray for a man, who's
not a creep.
One who's handsome,
smart and strong,
One who's "winkie" is

[Page 2]
thick and long. One who
thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call
he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is
gainfully employed,
And when I spend his
cash, he won't be

[Page 3]
annoyed.
One who pulls out my
chair opens my door.
Massages my back begs
to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who
will make love to my
mind.

[Page 4]
Knows just what to say
when I ask, "How big
is my behind?"
One who'll make love till
my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the shower,
the garden and kitchen!


[Page 5]
I pray that this man will
love me to no end,
and never attempts to
screw my best friend.
And as I kneel and I pray
beside my bed, I look at
the !!!! Head you sent
me instead!!
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