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[Poetry] - The Cow Haiku

[Shard] - Sosaria
[Type] - Poetry
[Book] - Red - 20 pages

[Title] - The Cow Haiku
[Author] - Redlowwinski

[Page 1]



For Grandfather.





[Page 2]
Cows on the hilltop,
Cows standing in the
front yard,
Damn I hate those cows.


Cows eating the grass,
Cows lying in the shade,

[Page 3]
Cows. Why are they
here?


They are everywhere!
The neighbor's cows -
running free,
Go home, you dumb cows!

[Page 4]
Cows in the driveway,
Cows moo on the horizon,
Cows up the wazoo!


Cows in the moonlight,
Cows staring through the

[Page 5]
window,
Fat, ugly beef critters.


Rancid cow patties,
Cow tails - swatting
pesky flies,
Damn, I hate those cows.
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