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[Orc] Gu'taks Turning
[Shard] - Sosaria
[Type] - Orc [Book] - Purple - 40 pages [Title] - Gu'taks Turning [Author] - Gu'thak [Page 1] A deep moan was heard coming from the Surjin's operation bed. Moments later empty jugs of cidur were scattered from beneath the bed. A orc slowly crawled out [Page 2] from underneath it. His eyes were crusted shut and vomit covered his blood spattered tunic. Gu'thak: Gah! huw me ged under derr?! [Page 3] *rubs eyes* Dat muzt habe been bubhosh partee lazt muun cuz me habe bubhosh hedache agh me pants am gone!!!. [Page 4] The orc made his way to the bottom of the tower and walked outside. Covering his eyes from the brightness of the sun he stumbled vaguely in the direction of the [Page 5] fort. Walking slowly through the woods the orc heard a rumbleing in the distance. He looked in the direction the sound was coming from...It got louder and louder. The trees [Page 6] began to rattle and shake when suddenly a stampeed of llamas came barreling at him! He jumped out of the way just in time! Gu'thak: GAH! me [Page 7] ulmozt gut ran ober by dat stampeed ub fuud! The orc looked at the llamas that were speeding away. Then, from behind him two gruntees came [Page 8] running after the llamas. gu'thak being right in the way was hit by the first gruntee and was spun around. The second gruntee ducked and ran right between his [Page 9] legs. Not being the stable orc he once was he fell to the ground hitting his head on a seemingly misplaced tombstone. Gu'thak: oooo nap time [Page 10] again! It was pitch black. The orc found himself sitting on his knees completely naked. He saw the outline of a gigantic [Page 11] figure. Suddenly two red glowing eyes appeared in the darkness. Fear then recognition washed over his face. Trembling the orc tried to lift himself [Page 12] off the floor. But he found that his legs no longer worked. Figure: DO LAT GRUK HOO ME AM?! [Page 13] The orc clutched his head. Gu'thak: Nub su lowd! Gu habe terribul hangober! The figure snarled. A [Page 14] dim red light began to illuminate the area. Gu'thak: Yub gu gruks lat am da puwerful wargod! *cowers* Wargod: DU LAT [Page 15] GRUK WHY ME BRUNG LAT HEER?! Gu'thak: errr...cuz me cidurholic agh me neeb elp? Wargod: NUB TRY [Page 16] ME PAYSHUNCE! Gu'thak: suree! suree! Nub banish gu tu da land ub nub breedurz!!....umm me nub gruk why lat brung me heer. [Page 17] Wargod: LAT AM OLD LATS USEFULNEZZ IN DAT WERLD HAZ COME TU UH END! Gu'thak: NUUUUUB!! Derrs still luts ub oomies dat neeb [Page 18] clompin! send gu bak! Wargod: LAT HAZ BEKOME WEAK AGH DEKREPIT! LAT KAN NUB EBEN STAND UB!! [Page 19] Gu'thak: Nub habe rub id in. The Wargod stared coldy at Gu'thak, his eyes peircing through his soul. [Page 20] Gu'thak: Lat kan nub take gu uhwey frum dat werld! GU muzt clomp da oomies! Nothing but silence came from the Wargod. The orc [Page 21] became enraged because his time was over and he would never taste the flesh of humans again. Gu'thak tried to stand up to prove to the wargod that he was [Page 22] still useful. His veins began to bulge. He strained with all of his might but to no avail. The orcs thoughts became twisted thinking of nothing but blook [Page 23] flowing from everything around him. His eyes began to glow red. Gu'thak raised his arms above his head and let out a gut wrenching roar. His body was [Page 24] enveloped by the red glow that eminated from behind the wargod. Slowly the orc rose up off the ground. Not by use of his legs but by sheer will power. He kept [Page 25] rising until he was hovering inches above the floor. The Wargods eyes flashed bright red for a moment and he smirked. [Page 26] Wargod: HRMM..LAT MUZT LUB DAT WERLD MUSH! Gu'thak: LAT KAN NUB TAKE GU AWAY FRUM ID! [Page 27] Wargod: ME MITE HABE USE FUR LAT DERR...BUT LAT WULL GED WEAKUR! *laughs* The Wargod pointed his finger at Gu'thak [Page 28] and a yellow beam of light shot out hitting the orc right in the chest. Gu'thak was thrown from his floating position and was slammed against a wall. The beam [Page 29] continued to hit him, holding him up against the wall and infusing his body with the power of the Wargod! After a few minutes the orc passed out from the pain and the [Page 30] beam stopped. Gu'thaks lifeless body fell to the floor. The Wargod looked a the frail orcs body and with a thought Gu'thak was gone. The Wargod turned and [Page 31] looked at "Orc Heaven" where the fallen orcs reside. He watched as they feasted on mounds of human flesh and chugged bottomless jugs of Troll Cidur. [Page 32] Gu'thaks eyes were slow to open. The hidious sight of Xug'Turg appeared above him. He was poking Gu'thak with a stick. [Page 33] Xug'turg: Lat alibe? *poke* lat alibe? *poke* Gu'thak: Stup pokin GU! Xug'turg: Lat alibe? [Page 34] *poke* Gu'thak became annoyed at the pokeing and pointed his hand a Xug'turg. A arrow of fire shot out and Xug'turg, startled, [Page 35] took a step back. Xug'turg: Har! dat pozed tu hurt ur sumting? Guthak sat up. His head still pounding [Page 36] from the night before and the recent fall. But he felt a new pounding in his head. One that hadn't been their before. The sound grew louder and louder with every [Page 37] word Xug'turg spoke. Xug'turg: WULL? ware lat lurn tu du dat? Gu'thak: *mummbles* waarrrg..odd.. [Page 38] His eyes rolled back into his head and he fainted again. Xug'turg pulled a large peice of cloth out of his robe and wrapped Gu'thak in it. Xug'turg shook his staff, the [Page 39] small bones of human children made a loud rattle. Momments later a moongate appeard and Xug'turg dragged Gu'thak through it. He shoved Gu'thak into a cornor [Page 40] and disappeared back through the moongate. DUH END! |
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