OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? - Page 2

**Adri** · 04-03-2008, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by IronHorse

This is a perfect example to demonstrate my personal theory why it is that woman live longer then men.
They need the extra few years just to raccoon through their purses to find something.
I also believe that woman are born with the ability to say this paticular sentence; "Hold on a minute I think I might have some in my purse let me go look"
Of course my Wife disputes my theories and vigoriously debates them as through she has personally polled every member of her species and knows beyond doubt they are in concurrence.
I have a theory on that matter as well but I shall refrain from sharing it at this time.
Needless to say I am happy that after you execised your Female birth right of "hold on I think I might have some in my purse" you were able to rediscover that which was thought lost.
Do you happen to have a breath mint?;)~

-IronHorse

It seems to be a law that a woman can never find anything in her purse in under five minutes. Yes, I include myself in that group.

PAlexandria · 04-03-2008, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronHorse

This is a perfect example to demonstrate my personal theory why it is that woman live longer then men.
They need the extra few years just to raccoon through their purses to find something.
I also believe that woman are born with the ability to say this paticular sentence; "Hold on a minute I think I might have some in my purse let me go look"
Of course my Wife disputes my theories and vigoriously debates them as through she has personally polled every member of her species and knows beyond doubt they are in concurrence.
I have a theory on that matter as well but I shall refrain from sharing it at this time.
Needless to say I am happy that after you execised your Female birth right of "hold on I think I might have some in my purse" you were able to rediscover that which was thought lost.
Do you happen to have a breath mint?;)~

-IronHorse

Breath mint? Of course! How about a bandaid while you're at it? And perhaps a handi-wipe thingie, a mini-tape measure, 3 buttons, a paper clip, a safety pin, 43 pesos, a hair doodad, 2 pairs of broken reading glasses, a tube of cat flea protection goop, 2 Tylenol, a few Benadryl, 2 rolls of Tums, a Medical Power of Attorney, Kleenex (some of which are actually unused), a cough drop, Life Savers, an extra digital camera battery, a pencil sharpener (but no pencil), a purple magic marker, 2 rubber bands, needle-nose pliers, "War and Peace"... and oh yeah, a few bucks.

**Ally** · 04-03-2008, 11:39 PM

Glad everything turned out to be okay

The perfect way to help a girl find stuff in her purse is to get her a new purse. She will, of course, transfer everything from the old to the new bag. That's when she'll find, the last piece of gum, her chapstick, the lipstick, bank card, gas card....

Malia · 05-03-2008, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Ally

The perfect way to help a girl find stuff in her purse is to get her a new purse. She will, of course, transfer everything from the old to the new bag. That's when she'll find, the last piece of gum, her chapstick, the lipstick, bank card, gas card....

...and $8.47 in loose change.

**Adri** · 05-03-2008, 10:19 AM

Yay! I'm not the only one!

Cymbria Devereux · 05-03-2008, 11:00 AM

LOL but since when are women a separate species?!?

PAlexandria · 05-03-2008, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Cymbria Devereux

LOL but since when are women a separate species?!?

Since the beginning of time! Where've ya been???

**DiP** · 05-03-2008, 12:41 PM

Hahahaha!

*refrains from adding to convo still*

PAlexandria · 05-03-2008, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DiP

Hahahaha!

*refrains from adding to convo still*

More proof of the difference in the species!!! Men are inherently afraid of us! ;)

**DiP** · 05-03-2008, 12:53 PM

Someone is mistaking kindness with fear...

PAlexandria · 05-03-2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DiP

Someone is mistaking kindness with fear...

:hairwink:

04-03-2008, 11:39 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,460 Thanks: 6 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts My Mood:	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? Glad everything turned out to be okay The perfect way to help a girl find stuff in her purse is to get her a new purse. She will, of course, transfer everything from the old to the new bag. That's when she'll find, the last piece of gum, her chapstick, the lipstick, bank card, gas card.... __________________

05-03-2008, 10:19 AM	#17 (permalink)
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific Posts: 3,909 Thanks: 36 Thanked 9 Times in 8 Posts	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? Yay! I'm not the only one! __________________ We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

05-03-2008, 11:00 AM	#18 (permalink)
Cymbria Devereux Join Date: Jun 2007 Shard: Chessie Posts: 178 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? LOL but since when are women a separate species?!? __________________

05-03-2008, 12:41 PM	#20 (permalink)
DiP Ronin Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,323 Thanks: 37 Thanked 23 Times in 17 Posts My Mood:	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? Hahahaha! refrains from adding to convo still __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

05-03-2008, 12:53 PM	#22 (permalink)
DiP Ronin Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,323 Thanks: 37 Thanked 23 Times in 17 Posts My Mood:	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? Someone is mistaking kindness with fear... __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

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