OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened??

**Adri** · 4th March 2008, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by IronHorse

This is a perfect example to demonstrate my personal theory why it is that woman live longer then men.
They need the extra few years just to raccoon through their purses to find something.
I also believe that woman are born with the ability to say this paticular sentence; "Hold on a minute I think I might have some in my purse let me go look"
Of course my Wife disputes my theories and vigoriously debates them as through she has personally polled every member of her species and knows beyond doubt they are in concurrence.
I have a theory on that matter as well but I shall refrain from sharing it at this time.
Needless to say I am happy that after you execised your Female birth right of "hold on I think I might have some in my purse" you were able to rediscover that which was thought lost.
Do you happen to have a breath mint?;)~

-IronHorse

It seems to be a law that a woman can never find anything in her purse in under five minutes. Yes, I include myself in that group.

PAlexandria · 4th March 2008, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronHorse

This is a perfect example to demonstrate my personal theory why it is that woman live longer then men.
They need the extra few years just to raccoon through their purses to find something.
I also believe that woman are born with the ability to say this paticular sentence; "Hold on a minute I think I might have some in my purse let me go look"
Of course my Wife disputes my theories and vigoriously debates them as through she has personally polled every member of her species and knows beyond doubt they are in concurrence.
I have a theory on that matter as well but I shall refrain from sharing it at this time.
Needless to say I am happy that after you execised your Female birth right of "hold on I think I might have some in my purse" you were able to rediscover that which was thought lost.
Do you happen to have a breath mint?;)~

-IronHorse

Breath mint? Of course! How about a bandaid while you're at it? And perhaps a handi-wipe thingie, a mini-tape measure, 3 buttons, a paper clip, a safety pin, 43 pesos, a hair doodad, 2 pairs of broken reading glasses, a tube of cat flea protection goop, 2 Tylenol, a few Benadryl, 2 rolls of Tums, a Medical Power of Attorney, Kleenex (some of which are actually unused), a cough drop, Life Savers, an extra digital camera battery, a pencil sharpener (but no pencil), a purple magic marker, 2 rubber bands, needle-nose pliers, "War and Peace"... and oh yeah, a few bucks.

**Ally** · 4th March 2008, 11:39 PM

Glad everything turned out to be okay

The perfect way to help a girl find stuff in her purse is to get her a new purse. She will, of course, transfer everything from the old to the new bag. That's when she'll find, the last piece of gum, her chapstick, the lipstick, bank card, gas card....

Malia · 5th March 2008, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Ally

The perfect way to help a girl find stuff in her purse is to get her a new purse. She will, of course, transfer everything from the old to the new bag. That's when she'll find, the last piece of gum, her chapstick, the lipstick, bank card, gas card....

...and $8.47 in loose change.

**Adri** · 5th March 2008, 10:19 AM

Yay! I'm not the only one!

Cymbria Devereux · 5th March 2008, 11:00 AM

LOL but since when are women a separate species?!?

PAlexandria · 5th March 2008, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Cymbria Devereux

LOL but since when are women a separate species?!?

Since the beginning of time! Where've ya been???

**DiP** · 5th March 2008, 12:41 PM

Hahahaha!

*refrains from adding to convo still*

PAlexandria · 5th March 2008, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DiP

Hahahaha!

*refrains from adding to convo still*

More proof of the difference in the species!!! Men are inherently afraid of us! ;)

**DiP** · 5th March 2008, 12:53 PM

Someone is mistaking kindness with fear...

PAlexandria · 5th March 2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DiP

Someone is mistaking kindness with fear...

:hairwink:

4th March 2008, 11:39 PM	#15
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,371 Thanks: 12 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? Glad everything turned out to be okay The perfect way to help a girl find stuff in her purse is to get her a new purse. She will, of course, transfer everything from the old to the new bag. That's when she'll find, the last piece of gum, her chapstick, the lipstick, bank card, gas card.... __________________

5th March 2008, 10:19 AM	#17
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 93 Thanked 43 Times in 30 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? Yay! I'm not the only one! __________________ We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt Thanks to Atlas for the fantastic sig!

5th March 2008, 11:00 AM	#18
Cymbria Devereux Join Date: Jun 2007 Shard: Chessie Posts: 192 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? LOL but since when are women a separate species?!? __________________

5th March 2008, 12:41 PM	#20
DiP Ronin Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 8,877 Thanks: 88 Thanked 52 Times in 43 Posts	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? Hahahaha! refrains from adding to convo still __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

5th March 2008, 12:53 PM	#22
DiP Ronin Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 8,877 Thanks: 88 Thanked 52 Times in 43 Posts	Re: OMG!!! Someone tell me what just happened?? Someone is mistaking kindness with fear... __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

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