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Originally Posted by IronHorse
This is a perfect example to demonstrate my personal theory why it is that woman live longer then men.
They need the extra few years just to raccoon through their purses to find something.
I also believe that woman are born with the ability to say this paticular sentence; "Hold on a minute I think I might have some in my purse let me go look"
Of course my Wife disputes my theories and vigoriously debates them as through she has personally polled every member of her species and knows beyond doubt they are in concurrence.
I have a theory on that matter as well but I shall refrain from sharing it at this time.
Needless to say I am happy that after you execised your Female birth right of "hold on I think I might have some in my purse" you were able to rediscover that which was thought lost.
Do you happen to have a breath mint?  ~
-IronHorse |
Breath mint? Of course! How about a bandaid while you're at it? And perhaps a handi-wipe thingie, a mini-tape measure, 3 buttons, a paper clip, a safety pin, 43 pesos, a hair doodad, 2 pairs of broken reading glasses, a tube of cat flea protection goop, 2 Tylenol, a few Benadryl, 2 rolls of Tums, a Medical Power of Attorney, Kleenex (some of which are actually unused), a cough drop, Life Savers, an extra digital camera battery, a pencil sharpener (but no pencil), a purple magic marker, 2 rubber bands, needle-nose pliers, "War and Peace"... and oh yeah, a few bucks.