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Old 26th February 2008, 02:26 AM   #1
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rectal termometer....



Not sure id want one of these...

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Old 26th February 2008, 03:51 AM   #2
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I think they have taken it a bit too far lol

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Old 26th February 2008, 04:04 AM   #3
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I wonder if he got any fun speeches....?

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Old 26th February 2008, 07:24 AM   #4
 
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Oh! Gees poor sponge bob
Also poor kid he will never look at sponge bob the same way again

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Old 26th February 2008, 09:12 AM   #5
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heh well you know his buddy -Patrick- is a purple starfish....

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Old 26th February 2008, 10:45 AM   #6
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heh well you know his buddy -Patrick- is a purple starfish....
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hehe i would say appropriate

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Pffft, that's not a rectal thermometer. It's not thick enough.

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Pffft, that's not a rectal thermometer. It's not thick enough.
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Old 27th February 2008, 11:33 AM   #10
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Here You Go Mr. Dip
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