Proof

lklovelykiki24 · 20th February 2008, 10:35 AM

A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, "Nothing but the best for my little kitten on Christmas."

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, & the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat & brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food.

The next day, the old lady went to the store & bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies - one for each day of Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food.

Frustrated, she went home, came back & brought in her dog. She was then given the dog cookies.

The next day, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No - you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her.

So, the cashier put her finger into the box & pulled it out & told the little old lady, "That smells like poop." The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can I please buy 3 rolls of toilet paper?"

**Adri** · 21st February 2008, 07:45 AM

**kingtony** · 21st February 2008, 08:07 AM

freakin nasty..lol

lklovelykiki24 · 21st February 2008, 09:12 AM

I really believe the story though well the part about people eating the dog food. True story my cousin use to grab hand fulls of dog food and eat it as snacks. Grossed me out every time blahhh!

When I asked him about it he said that the things that went into dog food were better for you than the things that go in to human food.

**kingtony** · 21st February 2008, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lklovelykiki24

I really believe the story though well the part about people eating the dog food. True story my cousin use to grab hand fulls of dog food and eat it as snacks. Grossed me out every time blahhh!

When I asked him about it he said that the things that went into dog food were better for you than the things that go in to human food.

well if that where the case dog food would be expensive ...but even if it is true i rather take my chances at human food

lklovelykiki24 · 21st February 2008, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by kingtony

well if that where the cae dog food would be expensive ...but even if it true i rather take my chances at human food

Yeah! Same here

This might have nothing to do with all the dog food he ate But he did became a model

guess he didn't get enough vitamins to develop his brain

**kingtony** · 21st February 2008, 10:15 AM

i always pictured dog food to taste nasty isn't that why dogs lick there own ballz to take away the dog food taste

Arioch · 21st February 2008, 10:18 AM

omg i think i just lost my appetite... lol...

this convo could turn really, really nasty real fast, so I will shut up... don't want to be the one to start THAT.

**kingtony** · 21st February 2008, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Arioch

omg i think i just lost my appetite... lol...

this convo could turn really, really nasty real fast, so I will shut up... don't want to be the one to start THAT.

i say speak your mind but keep it clean

Arioch · 21st February 2008, 10:20 AM

that may be the problem... my mind is rarely clean! (or so says my wife)

20th February 2008, 10:35 AM	#1
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 694 Gold: 2,476 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Proof A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, "Nothing but the best for my little kitten on Christmas." The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, & the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up her cat & brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, the old lady went to the store & bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies - one for each day of Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food. Frustrated, she went home, came back & brought in her dog. She was then given the dog cookies. The next day, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No - you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her. So, the cashier put her finger into the box & pulled it out & told the little old lady, "That smells like poop." The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can I please buy 3 rolls of toilet paper?"

21st February 2008, 07:45 AM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,845 Gold: 971 My Mood: Thanks: 209 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Proof lol! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

21st February 2008, 08:07 AM	#3
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,648 Gold: 198 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Proof freakin nasty..lol For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

21st February 2008, 09:12 AM	#4
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 694 Gold: 2,476 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Proof I really believe the story though well the part about people eating the dog food. True story my cousin use to grab hand fulls of dog food and eat it as snacks. Grossed me out every time blahhh! When I asked him about it he said that the things that went into dog food were better for you than the things that go in to human food.

21st February 2008, 10:15 AM	#7
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,648 Gold: 198 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Proof i always pictured dog food to taste nasty isn't that why dogs lick there own ballz to take away the dog food taste For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

21st February 2008, 10:18 AM	#8
Arioch Join Date: Apr 2007 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 523 Gold: 63,933 My Mood: Thanks: 135 Thanked 69 Times in 43 Posts	Re: Proof omg i think i just lost my appetite... lol... this convo could turn really, really nasty real fast, so I will shut up... don't want to be the one to start THAT. Lord L'arr Hamerfeld

21st February 2008, 10:20 AM	#10
Arioch Join Date: Apr 2007 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 523 Gold: 63,933 My Mood: Thanks: 135 Thanked 69 Times in 43 Posts	Re: Proof that may be the problem... my mind is rarely clean! (or so says my wife) Lord L'arr Hamerfeld

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