I l-l-l-like runnin aroun naked in just my diaper, attacking peeps in Fel with a UBS Club. If I-i-i-I get wacked thats all c-c-c-cool. B-b-b-but to my surprise I smack down most by s-s-s-surprise. I m-m-m-macro in a joke just to keep th-th-things light.

If EA would l-l-let us dye our diapers that would be cool.

I used to PK with my pirate buddies, hide at a moongate and wait for some poor sap to wander by...

Or i'd do something to make money, I always felt satisfaction making money. Selling hides was always my fallback, so I could restock my pirate when he died...

I distribute checks

Seems all I do is help people give stuff away and try to be as godly as possable to be looked at as really a bad mofo

is it working

I kill people ';..;'

I-i-i-I like to jus run naked through town, or take on some orcs wit nuttin' but me bare hiney and a club.

*An Corp Thread*

Lately, I like to walk my stealther down to champ spawn and pick through the loot I find. I even managed to acquire a couple 110 magery/resist/spellweaving scrolls for the trouble of bending down to pick them up.

Had quite a scare this weekend, though...I was walking back from Barracoon and a whole slew of spell-casting C0P (sonoma) ran by. Fortunately, none of them thought to cast reveal =D

I also like to walk my stealther through Twisted Weald and pick up the gold left from people farming Lady Sabrix/Lissith. So far, that's a negative gold tally though *stupid auto-revealing monsters*

I like to hang out at the Britain bank and show off my super cool glacial staff... Bwahahaha...

Yeah, for fun, I used to enjoy PVP. But I retired a few years ago and just rejoined the UO world a couple months ago. So, currently I am enjoying getting my ass handed to me by the reds at Yew Gate while I brush up on my skills again. I'm clearly a bit rusty as I generally can't even get a single e-bolt cast in before I drop. Obviously, the game has changed quite a bit over the past few years... Either that or I just plain suck. I'm sure it's the latter...

Hey, but at least I look cool at the bank with my glacial staff!

Creamy Goodness welcome back to uo and welcome to the u.o.f

Welcome to UOForums Creamy...

I as you.. used to pvp alot longer ago.. You will be up for a big change now..

Used to have fun with griefing new players and those that plainly acted newbie by killing them in towns - Fel - There were ways to get around the guards.. which i wont tell about.

I used to be in a chaos guild with 120+ Wars and a red only guild with 140+ Wars .. I used to horsekill everyone that didnt sit on their horse.. city or no city.. I gladly reskilled those that smacktalked alot.. record is about 70times... I loved fightin a 3vs me ...

After Aos i quit.. came back.. then joined rp.. enjoyed it for a long time.. got a reputation as hard to beat person once again.. then i quit and came back... and quit.. Not coming back..

Thanks for the welcome! Yeah, it's quite a "culture shock".

The game has really changed. It's kind of like growing up in a great neighborhood, and then you move... And then when you're all growed up several years later, you go back to that neighborhood and find that they've torn down most of the houses, community buildings and small businesses and built strip malls, condos and Wal-Marts. And you can't KILL PEOPLE AND TAKE THEIR STUFF. I mean, who wants to live in a world like that?

Actually, so far it's not too bad. Tried using that Kingdom Reborn client... Man, PVP is IMPOSSIBLE with that thing. Hopefully they don't decide to make that the main client and dump the 2d version. Lot of PVPers would quit for sure...

Yeah, so I'm done whining. I'm back and I'll probably be here for a while 'cause there's a lot of new stuff to check out.