Stones

**Silverfoot** · 11th February 2008, 05:12 PM

Fred died. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. "Well, I'm sure Fred would be pleased," she said.

"I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost? "All of it," said Helen. "Thirty thousand."

"No way!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"

Helen answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone."

Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My God, how big is it?"

"Two and a half carats.”

StoneCypher · 11th February 2008, 05:34 PM

nasty ol' woman! LOL

Nessa · 12th February 2008, 01:11 AM

LOL nice...must make note to self for future reference

lklovelykiki24 · 12th February 2008, 07:35 AM

Oh! Gees Lol

Tovladian Soltyr · 17th February 2008, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nessa

LOL nice...must make note to self for future reference

1/2 way expect something like that from you

j/k

buddy lee · 17th February 2008, 08:40 AM

Calell · 18th February 2008, 07:14 PM

only halfway? heh

**Adri** · 18th February 2008, 09:06 PM

She paid too much for the funeral.

Calell · 19th February 2008, 12:39 PM

haha you girlz are eeeebil. *nods* I knew I liked you

**kingtony** · 19th February 2008, 01:58 PM

11th February 2008, 05:12 PM	#1
Silverfoot Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake Posts: 2,365 Gold: 9,688 My Mood: Blog Entries: 9 Thanks: 226 Thanked 161 Times in 96 Posts	Stones Fred died. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. "Well, I'm sure Fred would be pleased," she said. "I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost? "All of it," said Helen. "Thirty thousand." "No way!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?" Helen answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone." Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My God, how big is it?" "Two and a half carats.” "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want"

11th February 2008, 05:34 PM	#2
StoneCypher Legendary Runner Join Date: Aug 2006 Shard: Baja Posts: 387 Gold: 1,075 Thanks: 6 Thanked 13 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Stones nasty ol' woman! LOL StoneCypher

12th February 2008, 01:11 AM	#3
Nessa Join Date: Jul 2005 Shard: UO: Castskills. LOTRO: Landroval Posts: 168 Gold: 1,051 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Stones LOL nice...must make note to self for future reference LOTRO: Nesadriel-Elf/Champion-Yeoman (main) Kinship: Eventide Revelry

12th February 2008, 07:35 AM	#4
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 692 Gold: 2,481 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Stones Oh! Gees Lol

17th February 2008, 08:40 AM	#6
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 2,091 Gold: 18,864 Thanks: 25 Thanked 36 Times in 33 Posts	Re: Stones lol

18th February 2008, 07:14 PM	#7
Calell Red-Headed Stepchild Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 987 Gold: 6,401 My Mood: Thanks: 94 Thanked 90 Times in 71 Posts	Re: Stones only halfway? heh "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for."

18th February 2008, 09:06 PM	#8
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,849 Gold: 1,561 My Mood: Thanks: 211 Thanked 118 Times in 85 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Stones She paid too much for the funeral. We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

19th February 2008, 12:39 PM	#9
Calell Red-Headed Stepchild Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Sonoma Posts: 987 Gold: 6,401 My Mood: Thanks: 94 Thanked 90 Times in 71 Posts	Re: Stones haha you girlz are eeeebil. nods I knew I liked you "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for."

19th February 2008, 01:58 PM	#10
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,648 Gold: 213 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Stones lol For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

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