11th February 2008, 05:10 PM
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| Mith'quessir    Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake
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  | Poems A Woman's Love Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind? I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. . . . . MAN'S LOVE POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a !!!!.   "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want" |
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12th February 2008, 09:03 AM
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| † Virtual hero- real life geek †   Join Date: Jul 2007 Shard: europa
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12th February 2008, 09:13 AM
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| How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?  Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic
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| Re: Poems Very Nice For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. |
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18th February 2008, 07:31 PM
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| Re: Poems Can I sign up for the man's poem version of a guy? o.0  "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they went skipping about and that was the beginning of faeries." ~Sir J.M. Barrie "Miss Brant, that's NOT the position I hired you for." |
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