Japanese Patch Screen is Amazing

JCtheBuilder · 2nd February 2008, 11:35 AM

Japanese Patch Screen

It shows the latest release with a nice graphic and has up to date news, including about the recent GM issues. What do we have?

English Patch Screen

An ugly design with 2 month old patch notes and 4 month old news about an Invasion which ended 3 months ago.

**DiP** · 2nd February 2008, 11:42 AM

Well, atleast we know where the bigger portion of the customer base hails from.

lklovelykiki24 · 2nd February 2008, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DiP

Well, atleast we know where the bigger portion of the customer base hails from.

So sad

but true

Moony · 3rd February 2008, 02:53 PM

How do we get our ugly us patch screens to look like that? =P

**Snugglebunny** · 3rd February 2008, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Moony

How do we get our ugly us patch screens to look like that? =P

we move to Asia.

**DiP** · 3rd February 2008, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moony

How do we get our ugly us patch screens to look like that? =P

This question, plus this topic, plus my vague memory of how things went on in those other forums reminded me of this oldie but goodie...

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning. Just thought you'd like to know.

callumf · 4th February 2008, 05:12 AM

I was expecting something *amazing* on the Japanese Screen- have to say I am not impressed.

[Then again I *am* pretty hard to please

]

dhekke · 4th February 2008, 08:26 AM

Well, I think it's ugly...
updated, but ugly.

**Adam** · 4th February 2008, 08:28 AM

I think it's marginally better than the English one, but not by much
I find both to be rather dull and boring, personally

Floria · 4th February 2008, 09:32 AM

does it matter?
fix and enhance the game, not the loading screen. thanks

**Silverfoot** · 4th February 2008, 10:28 AM

Personally I don't see it as "amazing". Current info, whatever it is , is only a plus.

Magister_Returns · 4th February 2008, 02:15 PM

I don't much care one way or the other - but I do get frustrated when I log in and see the KR bit hasn't been updated since 20 november.

2nd February 2008, 11:35 AM	#1
JCtheBuilder Join Date: May 2005 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 449 Thanks: 0 Thanked 27 Times in 14 Posts	Japanese Patch Screen is Amazing Japanese Patch Screen It shows the latest release with a nice graphic and has up to date news, including about the recent GM issues. What do we have? English Patch Screen An ugly design with 2 month old patch notes and 4 month old news about an Invasion which ended 3 months ago. __________________ UOGuide -- The fastest growing encyclopedia for Ultima Online Last edited by JCtheBuilder; 2nd February 2008 at 11:37 AM.

2nd February 2008, 11:42 AM	#2
DiP Ronin Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 8,893 Thanks: 88 Thanked 54 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Japanese Patch Screen is Amazing Well, atleast we know where the bigger portion of the customer base hails from. __________________ Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

4th February 2008, 05:12 AM	#7
callumf Eternal Drama Queen Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 810 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Japanese Patch Screen is Amazing I was expecting something amazing on the Japanese Screen- have to say I am not impressed. [Then again I am pretty hard to please ] __________________ sigged by the awesome Firebird of Stratics!

4th February 2008, 08:26 AM	#8
dhekke I am the Gosso King! Join Date: Jun 2007 Shard: Chesapeake Posts: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Japanese Patch Screen is Amazing Well, I think it's ugly... updated, but ugly. __________________ We are Ultima Online

4th February 2008, 08:28 AM	#9
Adam Lead Administrator Owner Join Date: Oct 1990 Posts: 5,273 Thanks: 36 Thanked 312 Times in 112 Posts	Re: Japanese Patch Screen is Amazing I think it's marginally better than the English one, but not by much I find both to be rather dull and boring, personally __________________ Get your own personal forum Like these ones - Personal forum listing Bored @ work? Play in our arcade! Useful Tips on how to use UOForums Open your own blog

4th February 2008, 09:32 AM	#10
Floria Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: my PM is broken Posts: 90 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Japanese Patch Screen is Amazing does it matter? fix and enhance the game, not the loading screen. thanks __________________

4th February 2008, 10:28 AM	#11
Silverfoot Mith'quessir Join Date: Mar 2005 Shard: Chesepeake Posts: 2,082 Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 72 Thanked 57 Times in 31 Posts	Re: Japanese Patch Screen is Amazing Personally I don't see it as "amazing". Current info, whatever it is , is only a plus. __________________ "Careful what you wish for, You just might get it all.... And then some you don't want"

4th February 2008, 02:15 PM	#12
Magister_Returns He's Fing Matt Damon Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 32 Thanked 42 Times in 32 Posts	Re: Japanese Patch Screen is Amazing I don't much care one way or the other - but I do get frustrated when I log in and see the KR bit hasn't been updated since 20 november.

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