WoW: China Attacks Warcraft

**Maddux** · 26th January 2008, 07:59 AM

There is a funny story in varietyasiaonline.com. According to the varietyasiaonline's report, China Military TV Channel broadcast a documentary, about last year's war exercises. Interstingly, During an illustration featuring maps of operations, an image that was meant to represent Iran, Iraq and Turkey was shown.

If you can speak Chinese, look, the map is marked Turkey, Iraq, and Iran.(from left to right). The map may appear familiar to you WoW players out there. It is actually a sloppily doctored map of the Arathi Highlands.

The PLA needs to be at least lvl 30 or higher to
invade this territory.

**DiP** · 26th January 2008, 08:06 AM

Hahahaha, hope they got the proper gear.

**Maddux** · 26th January 2008, 08:08 AM

They'll zerg.

**DiP** · 26th January 2008, 08:10 AM

**Maddux** · 26th January 2008, 08:12 AM

I'm glad China hasn't found Middle Earth yet.

**DiP** · 26th January 2008, 08:18 AM

I thought they would fit in with the short people there quite well. Unless they are fearing the fierce competition that would exist to see who'd be top dog of the little people.

**Maddux** · 26th January 2008, 08:22 AM

wuff.. wuff..

**Solidchrome** · 26th January 2008, 12:33 PM

Thats so funny

buddy lee · 26th January 2008, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maddux

I'm glad China hasn't found Middle Earth yet.

Tovladian Soltyr · 27th January 2008, 04:15 AM

Ok here's what I think happened.....

The General that was to propose the attack had his plans complete, and early to boot!

So he places the plans on his desk and decides he has some time for WoW and goes and gathers his gaming gear. Gaming Gear = Can of Mountain Dew, Bag/box of favorite snack, and a bottle of Nodoz.

He spends many hours failing in the battle grounds, but then....then he wins one!!!! out of his excite me he jumps up and does the PWNing victory dance. Although what he hasn't realized is that he just spilled his Mountain Dew all over the map for the plans....OMG it's ruined!!!

What shall he do, he doesn't have an extra map to plot out the plans on again...this is tragic, this is awful....BUT WAIT!!! there is still hope, he looks at his screen and an idea begins to form. Yes yes, this will do nicely *hits printscreen* Thus, his job was saved by WoW of all things!!!!

26th January 2008, 07:59 AM	#1
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,619 Gold: 23,766 Thanks: 22 Thanked 62 Times in 49 Posts	WoW: China Attacks Warcraft There is a funny story in varietyasiaonline.com. According to the varietyasiaonline's report, China Military TV Channel broadcast a documentary, about last year's war exercises. Interstingly, During an illustration featuring maps of operations, an image that was meant to represent Iran, Iraq and Turkey was shown. If you can speak Chinese, look, the map is marked Turkey, Iraq, and Iran.(from left to right). The map may appear familiar to you WoW players out there. It is actually a sloppily doctored map of the Arathi Highlands. The PLA needs to be at least lvl 30 or higher to invade this territory.

26th January 2008, 08:06 AM	#2
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,260 Gold: 21,034 My Mood: Thanks: 165 Thanked 115 Times in 94 Posts	Re: WoW: China Attacks Warcraft Hahahaha, hope they got the proper gear. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

26th January 2008, 08:08 AM	#3
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,619 Gold: 23,766 Thanks: 22 Thanked 62 Times in 49 Posts	Re: WoW: China Attacks Warcraft They'll zerg.

26th January 2008, 08:10 AM	#4
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,260 Gold: 21,034 My Mood: Thanks: 165 Thanked 115 Times in 94 Posts	Re: WoW: China Attacks Warcraft Lol Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

26th January 2008, 08:12 AM	#5
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,619 Gold: 23,766 Thanks: 22 Thanked 62 Times in 49 Posts	Re: WoW: China Attacks Warcraft I'm glad China hasn't found Middle Earth yet.

26th January 2008, 08:18 AM	#6
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,260 Gold: 21,034 My Mood: Thanks: 165 Thanked 115 Times in 94 Posts	Re: WoW: China Attacks Warcraft I thought they would fit in with the short people there quite well. Unless they are fearing the fierce competition that would exist to see who'd be top dog of the little people. Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

26th January 2008, 08:22 AM	#7
Maddux I've got Skinnies with RPGS! Twelve 'o'clock! Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Pacific Posts: 6,619 Gold: 23,766 Thanks: 22 Thanked 62 Times in 49 Posts	Re: WoW: China Attacks Warcraft wuff.. wuff..

26th January 2008, 12:33 PM	#8
Solidchrome † Virtual hero- real life geek † Join Date: Jul 2007 Shard: europa Posts: 1,046 Gold: 217 My Mood: Thanks: 64 Thanked 76 Times in 41 Posts	Re: WoW: China Attacks Warcraft Thats so funny Tovladian Soltyr- "..then I saw it was Solid and I was like "Ah ok" because we all know he's not the most complete box of crayons.." UOForums Need Your Donations- Click Here

27th January 2008, 04:15 AM	#10
Tovladian Soltyr Timeless Treasures Co-Owner Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Legends Posts: 738 Gold: 7,354 My Mood: Thanks: 11 Thanked 30 Times in 24 Posts	Re: WoW: China Attacks Warcraft Ok here's what I think happened..... The General that was to propose the attack had his plans complete, and early to boot! So he places the plans on his desk and decides he has some time for WoW and goes and gathers his gaming gear. Gaming Gear = Can of Mountain Dew, Bag/box of favorite snack, and a bottle of Nodoz. He spends many hours failing in the battle grounds, but then....then he wins one!!!! out of his excite me he jumps up and does the PWNing victory dance. Although what he hasn't realized is that he just spilled his Mountain Dew all over the map for the plans....OMG it's ruined!!! What shall he do, he doesn't have an extra map to plot out the plans on again...this is tragic, this is awful....BUT WAIT!!! there is still hope, he looks at his screen and an idea begins to form. Yes yes, this will do nicely hits printscreen Thus, his job was saved by WoW of all things!!!! Timeless Treasures Auctions on Legends Grand Re-Opening to be announced - Contact me for more info

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