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Hedlyn · 24th November 2007, 05:46 AM

*a ragged page blows down the breezy streets of your town*

FARMING FUN FOR GARDENING GUARDS!

Further reports of guardsmen at work reached this reporter this morning, amidst rumours of a missing patrol. Members of the Besieger and Waywatcher divisions were spotted traveling east to old Nihon where the patrol went AWOL in the latter hours of yestereve.

Civilians report seeing unfamiliar new faces clad in clan tartans, working on the southern fields of Yew, harvesting crops and ploughing through the earthen fields. One eye-witness identified one of the trio as rookie Annwyn Brown. A spokesman for the rebel group told this reporter "They were defeated after engaging us in battle, this is their forfeit" he continued "they capture us and they torture us, we are not so cruel. Crops from our fields, sheep from our pens are oft' taken to feed the mouths of a liege lord. These honest guardsmen have helped repay this debt. We are grateful."

The sentiment was, perhaps, not felt by the guardsmen themselves - however. The missing patrol reemerged some hours later and were spotted in the fields just outside of Yewtown.

The thuggish militiamen obviously were not too virtuous in accepting their lesson in Humility. If only they were as staunchly pious as their rapparee counterparts. Extracting a cowardly vengeance on a local farmer for little other reason then his celtic heritage, the disgraced trio battered the poor man infront of local urchin, and militia celtic mascot, Criofan Geraghty before dragging the poor man off to the citadel. His screams reportedly filled the Yew night air.

This reporter prays for the poor man's safety.

24th November 2007, 05:46 AM	#11 (permalink)
Hedlyn Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 132 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The People's Print. a ragged page blows down the breezy streets of your town FARMING FUN FOR GARDENING GUARDS! Further reports of guardsmen at work reached this reporter this morning, amidst rumours of a missing patrol. Members of the Besieger and Waywatcher divisions were spotted traveling east to old Nihon where the patrol went AWOL in the latter hours of yestereve. Civilians report seeing unfamiliar new faces clad in clan tartans, working on the southern fields of Yew, harvesting crops and ploughing through the earthen fields. One eye-witness identified one of the trio as rookie Annwyn Brown. A spokesman for the rebel group told this reporter "They were defeated after engaging us in battle, this is their forfeit" he continued "they capture us and they torture us, we are not so cruel. Crops from our fields, sheep from our pens are oft' taken to feed the mouths of a liege lord. These honest guardsmen have helped repay this debt. We are grateful." The sentiment was, perhaps, not felt by the guardsmen themselves - however. The missing patrol reemerged some hours later and were spotted in the fields just outside of Yewtown. The thuggish militiamen obviously were not too virtuous in accepting their lesson in Humility. If only they were as staunchly pious as their rapparee counterparts. Extracting a cowardly vengeance on a local farmer for little other reason then his celtic heritage, the disgraced trio battered the poor man infront of local urchin, and militia celtic mascot, Criofan Geraghty before dragging the poor man off to the citadel. His screams reportedly filled the Yew night air. This reporter prays for the poor man's safety. __________________ RAISE YOUR FIST! JOIN THE REVOLT!** 151 257 836 Not the Messiah, just a very naughty boy.