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Hedlyn · 16th November 2007, 05:19 AM

*a ragged page blows down the breezy streets of your town*

GUARDS ALERT! RIOT ACTION ESCALATES!

'Sophisticated' may not be the word, but rioters in Yewtown last night left the Guardsmen Militia questioning the 'technology' of their adversaries as new violence broke out into Stonekeep itself! As darkness began to fell, the Militia erected a palisade about the ancient Stonekeep meadow and wisely began to fortify themselves for the night. Disenchanted members of the serf populous were seen skittering through the undergrowth and from the treeline, flaming bottles of whiskey came raining down over the stockade walls, shattering and showering flame and liquor about the road.

Irritated more than alarmed, a gruff looking Lance Corporal raised his shield and stepped out of the palisade gates, the sheepish peasants bolting back through the trees to safety.

But the edgey militia, forced to keep their palisade maintained got a further shock as an "evolution" in rebel tactics was demonstrated some hours later. With cries of 'For Mary!' a bomber and his accomplice began pelting far more dangerous devices at the Guardsman at the palisade gate. Fleeing inward towards the keep, the rapparees pursued, releasing their effective arrows into the soldier's back. Eldric Samson, this reporter is assured, fell swiftly to the ground as the rebels bolted to the woodland.

As the guardsmen settled back to their post, the din broke out again - this time the crude bombs came flying from the shade at former sergeant Leo Madsen! The rebel tactics repeated, the heavily armed Veteran just survived the blast long enough to chase the dissenters North back towards Yewtown, though his injuries seemed to stall him - and the poor Veteran collapsed inexplicably* in pursuit.

The Guardsmen Militia must be left questioning what their foe will bring out next, as anger seems only to rise in the conflict between rebels and guards.

[*Haha. Unlucky Madsen! Special mention goes to OSI's very own NPC Guards. In further battles, refer to the handy guide Proper Conflag Usage.]

16th November 2007, 05:19 AM	#4
Hedlyn Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 132 Gold: 50 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The People's Print. a ragged page blows down the breezy streets of your town GUARDS ALERT! RIOT ACTION ESCALATES! 'Sophisticated' may not be the word, but rioters in Yewtown last night left the Guardsmen Militia questioning the 'technology' of their adversaries as new violence broke out into Stonekeep itself! As darkness began to fell, the Militia erected a palisade about the ancient Stonekeep meadow and wisely began to fortify themselves for the night. Disenchanted members of the serf populous were seen skittering through the undergrowth and from the treeline, flaming bottles of whiskey came raining down over the stockade walls, shattering and showering flame and liquor about the road. Irritated more than alarmed, a gruff looking Lance Corporal raised his shield and stepped out of the palisade gates, the sheepish peasants bolting back through the trees to safety. But the edgey militia, forced to keep their palisade maintained got a further shock as an "evolution" in rebel tactics was demonstrated some hours later. With cries of 'For Mary!' a bomber and his accomplice began pelting far more dangerous devices at the Guardsman at the palisade gate. Fleeing inward towards the keep, the rapparees pursued, releasing their effective arrows into the soldier's back. Eldric Samson, this reporter is assured, fell swiftly to the ground as the rebels bolted to the woodland. As the guardsmen settled back to their post, the din broke out again - this time the crude bombs came flying from the shade at former sergeant Leo Madsen! The rebel tactics repeated, the heavily armed Veteran just survived the blast long enough to chase the dissenters North back towards Yewtown, though his injuries seemed to stall him - and the poor Veteran collapsed inexplicably* in pursuit. The Guardsmen Militia must be left questioning what their foe will bring out next, as anger seems only to rise in the conflict between rebels and guards. [Haha. Unlucky Madsen! Special mention goes to OSI's very own NPC Guards. In further battles, refer to the handy guide Proper Conflag Usage.] __________________ * RAISE YOUR FIST! JOIN THE REVOLT! 151 257 836 Not the Messiah, just a very naughty boy.