Girl and the Dog

**Gnomy** · 26th September 2007, 02:17 AM

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the> block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a> walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so> another dog is pushing her home."

**DiP** · 26th September 2007, 10:56 AM

Although I thought she was going to say "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so> another dog is filling her up."

buddy lee · 26th September 2007, 03:33 PM

lklovelykiki24 · 1st October 2007, 10:13 AM

oh lol

gross

**kingtony** · 1st October 2007, 10:14 AM

26th September 2007, 02:17 AM	#1
Gnomy Forum Legend Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Snowbourn - LOTRO Posts: 2,500 Gold: 16,595 My Mood: Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 45 Thanked 46 Times in 35 Posts	Girl and the Dog A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the> block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a> walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so> another dog is pushing her home."

26th September 2007, 10:56 AM	#2
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,251 Gold: 20,983 My Mood: Thanks: 165 Thanked 115 Times in 94 Posts	Re: Girl and the Dog Although I thought she was going to say "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so> another dog is filling her up." Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

26th September 2007, 03:33 PM	#3
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 2,091 Gold: 18,864 Thanks: 25 Thanked 36 Times in 33 Posts	Re: Girl and the Dog hehe

1st October 2007, 10:13 AM	#4
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 692 Gold: 2,481 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Girl and the Dog oh lol gross

1st October 2007, 10:14 AM	#5
kingtony How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Join Date: Jan 2007 Shard: alantic Posts: 2,648 Gold: 213 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Girl and the Dog Cute For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

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