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Old 23rd June 2007, 11:50 AM   #11
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*signals towards the scout, who throw's a bolo at Vepl. Watches as Vepl falls clumsily*

This is now an official warning. Any further actions in a negative manner or refusal to perform duties required will lift the non-violent measures against you and open any and all forms necessary for compliance.
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Old 23rd June 2007, 12:37 PM   #12
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*gets up spitting dirt out of mouth, dusting off and grumbling loudly*

I tell you..RL can mess a guy up. Was making my post in response to Rascals. Beloved asks will you go with me to the bank. Thought no big deal let me finish this and we will be off. Hit the "Post Quick Reply" and see Dip's post. But now Beloved is "Waiting" for me. Duty calls and I can't edit my post in time to avoid biting the dust Oh well such is life....

Now what am I going to ...

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Old 23rd June 2007, 12:45 PM   #13
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Old 23rd June 2007, 02:16 PM   #14
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Excellent! I'm impressed with your skill, I'm sure your beloved sleeps blissfully at night to soothing music that would soothe the most savage beast. With your talent in place while enacting Martial-Law, I doubt there will be any who would think twice about running. You can show them the dirt in your teeth as a warning.
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Old 23rd June 2007, 02:29 PM   #15
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Then I won't be needing those velvet gloves. Vepl will sooth the savage beast. Now, DiP, about those taxes...as long as they aren't luxury taxes....
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Old 23rd June 2007, 02:36 PM   #16
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Oh, the taxes. No, the taxes only apply to.... *thinks, mumbles* luxury taxes.... *rubs chin* well, we'll have to see about that as certain situations may change the measures taken in order to maintain order. Thank you for bringing this to light Eowyna.
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Old 23rd June 2007, 02:42 PM   #17
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Leisurely reclining back in the recliner. "Albert.... perhaps we can expand the treasury... I can feel a sudden wealth ready to fall upon us.."

Albert looks at Maddux "How so Sir...."

With an evilish grin "Taxes..Any idea how much a polar bear is worth?"

A puzzled Albert "Bears sir......"

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Do we charge per pound or per bear in regards to taxation on pets?
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