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Old 19th June 2007, 04:29 PM   #1
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Nuns

One night a sex crazed naked man breaks into a dormitory full of Nuns.
noone was hurt and the man was arrested but the head of the order calls
4 Nuns in to speak with them about the incident because she suspects they
may have had contact with the man while he was there...She asks the first
Nun " Did you come into contact with this man?" the Nun replies " I didn't touch him but I did look at him". The head of the order tells her to say 10 hail
Mary's and to rinse her eyes with holy water. She asks the second Nun the same question. The Nun replies "Well I really didn't do anything, but i did touch him. The head of the order tells her to say 10 hail mary's and to wash
her hands with holy water. The 4th Nun in the line taps the 3rd on the shoulder and says " would you mind if i got next?. I'd like to rinse my mouth
in that holy water before you have to sit in it.

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Old 19th June 2007, 04:58 PM   #2
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Old 19th June 2007, 08:31 PM   #3
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Old 20th June 2007, 10:34 AM   #4
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Old 20th June 2007, 10:48 AM   #5
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Oh Boy Lol
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Old 20th June 2007, 12:24 PM   #6
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Old 20th June 2007, 12:26 PM   #7
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Looks Like Thoses Nuns Have Some Bad ...habits
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Old 20th June 2007, 12:27 PM   #8
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