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Old 12th June 2007, 01:05 PM   #1
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the 10 downfalls of manhood

1. You have to take out the garbage.

2. The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.

3. No sofas in your rest rooms.

4. External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.

5. Even if you get your head caught in an industrial woodchipper, you're not allowed to cry.

6. James Bond movies only come out every two years.

7. Ribbed for her pleasure, not yours.

8. You have to wear ties.

9. You can't flirt your way out of a jam.

10. "Women and children first"
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Old 12th June 2007, 02:30 PM   #2
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oh there is more then 10 rofl, j/k
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Old 12th June 2007, 03:25 PM   #3
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oh there is more then 10 rofl, j/k
i tried but couldn't come up with one
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Old 12th June 2007, 03:33 PM   #4
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picky about your beer, lol got ya ccasion14:
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Old 12th June 2007, 03:49 PM   #5
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Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood

lol

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Old 12th June 2007, 04:01 PM   #6
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true
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Old 12th June 2007, 06:09 PM   #7
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Loveeeeeeee it~!

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Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood

11. Have to be trained to put the toilet seat down. There are no exceptions.

12. Forced to go to the grocery store, push the cart, pay at the register, but have no say in what's bought.

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Old 13th June 2007, 08:51 AM   #9
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Re: the 10 downfalls of manhood

lol
I let my bf help pick out stuff at the store! It's just that I am usually cooking, and he doesn't know what I need for a menu lol. Besides, cheetos and salsa is NOT a meal!

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Old 13th June 2007, 09:02 AM   #10
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Besides, cheetos and salsa is NOT a meal!
It's not???? LOL

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