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Old 8th June 2007, 08:17 AM   #1
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Five tips for a woman....

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on! and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


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Old 8th June 2007, 06:30 PM   #2
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Re: Five tips for a woman....

Hehe ...again Mercedes...you crack me up

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Old 8th June 2007, 06:39 PM   #3
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Re: Five tips for a woman....

Good one!

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Old 8th June 2007, 10:02 PM   #4
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Mithril Jester is at it again ROFL

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Old 9th June 2007, 10:35 PM   #7
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