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Old 4th June 2007, 08:43 AM   #1
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One Flaw In Women

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy

and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer

when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel

and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about

a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member,

yet they are strong when they

think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss

can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you

to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love.

They have the compassion and ideas.

They give moral support to their

family and friends.

Women have vital things to say

and everything to give.

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HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
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Old 4th June 2007, 09:01 AM   #2
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Re: One Flaw In Women

*uses best imitation of Vepl's voice*

Hahaha, ONE flaw in women, I thought the thread title was the joke

*reads thread*

Forget their worth OR overestimate it.

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Old 4th June 2007, 09:45 AM   #3
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Re: One Flaw In Women

sorry Dip.......it figures you'd notice I put it under the wrong area heheh
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Old 4th June 2007, 09:55 AM   #4
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Re: One Flaw In Women

Hehe, I couldn't help mysel... I mean, I heard every word Vepl said. So cruel.

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Old 4th June 2007, 10:01 AM   #5
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Well If Woman Think They Have 1 Flaw I Guess That Already Makes 2 Flaws
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Re: One Flaw In Women

Nice post Merc

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Old 4th June 2007, 11:23 AM   #7
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Re: One Flaw In Women

Women ONLY have one flaw...and if they fixed it, there would be no problems between the sexes. The flaw is that they don't flow the orders of men! hehehe


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Old 4th June 2007, 12:31 PM   #8
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Re: One Flaw In Women

One flaw... thats like saying they only have one credit card.

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Re: One Flaw In Women

*uses best imitation of Dip's voice*

Who put this in the wrong forum? This should of been in Hot Topics !

I wish that each Lady would really understand that last line. Far to many undervalue themselves and settle for second rate when they deserve the very best.

*sighs heavily*

There may actually be a second flaw in Ladies. They don't believe you when you tell them how much there worth . They think your just being "kind" or "sweet" . Oh well, I can only do what I can do

*tosses "Dip Was Here" name tag and walks off to try and tell yet another Lady how much she is worth*

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*uses best imitation of Dip's voice*

Who put this in the wrong forum? This should of been in Hot Topics !

I wish that each Lady would really understand that last line. Far to many undervalue themselves and settle for second rate when they deserve the very best.

*sighs heavily*

There may actually be a second flaw in Ladies. They don't believe you when you tell them how much there worth . They think your just being "kind" or "sweet" . Oh well, I can only do what I can do

*tosses "Dip Was Here" name tag and walks off to try and tell yet another Lady how much she is worth*
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