Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his
injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company
(responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's
fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of
the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the lawyer.

Farmer Joe responded, "Wel,l I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded
my favorite mule Bessie into the...." "I didn't ask for any details," the
lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question." "Did you not say, at the
scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!"

Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
driving down the road...."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the
fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman
on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he
is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to
simply answer the question."

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said
to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule,
Bessie."

Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just
loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down
the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and
smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie
was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move.
However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in
terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could
hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at
her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then, the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked
at me. He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are
you feeling?"

Rofl

i would have been just fine also

lol

lol!!

giggles