WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You
can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never
have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut
on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress
$5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're
talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood
all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open
all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You
are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your
big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all
seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can
"do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Yeah...so what is the problem? jealous?

THE REAL REASON

Academics in the UK claim their research shows that men are more intelligent than women.
A study to be published later this year in the British Journal of Psychology says that men are on average five points ahead on IQ tests.

Paul Irwing and Professor Richard Lynn claim the difference grows when the highest IQ levels are considered.

Their research was based on IQ tests given to 80,000 people and a further study of 20,000 students.

'Widening gap'

Dr Irwing, a senior lecturer in organisational psychology at Manchester University, told the Today programme on BBC Radio Four the study showed that, up to the age of 14, there was no difference between the IQs of boys and girls.

"But beyond that age and into adulthood there is a difference of five points, which is small but it can have important implications," he said.

"This is against a background of women dramatically overtaking men in educational attainment and making very rapid advances in terms of occupational achievement."

The academics used a test which is said to measure "general cognitive ability" - spatial and verbal ability.

As intelligence scores among the study group rose, the academics say they found a widening gap between the sexes.

There were twice as many men with IQ scores of 125, for example, a level said to correspond with people getting first-class degrees.

At scores of 155, associated with genius, there were 5.5 men for every woman.

LOL

Yes!

Of course is there any doubt?? :new_smile-l:

hehe

don't be jealous Mercedes..here's a little joke for ya.

Two youngster lived out in the country one boy(Billy) one girl (Betty).
They were the only kids their age around so of course Betty was always trying to get Billy to play with her. But, being a typical little boy and not wanting anything to do with little girls , Billy was always mean to Betty and never wanted to play with her. One day Betty comes outside to find Billy playing and she says " I got a new dolly". Billy says "hmm..I got a new truck, and goes back to playing with his truck. Betty runs back in the house and rummages through her older brothers old things and finds a truck, runs back outside and says " I got a truck too!". Billy throws his truck aside and says
" Don't wanna play trucks no more, I got cap guns now" and shows Betty the
six shooters on his hips. Not to be outdone, Betty runs into the house and finds her brothers old capguns and runs back out. " I got guns too" she says.
Billy, just wanting rid of her pulls down his trousers and shakes his weinie at her saying " Oh yeah! you got one of these too?".. Embarrassed and not knowing what to say, Betty goes back into the house sobbing..her mother sees her and asks what the problem is. After Betty explains the situation, her
mother whispers something into Betty's ear and she stops crying and begins to smile..she walks back outside and by the time she reaches Billy she is beaming. Billy looks up at her smiling and says, grabbing his crotch." What are you smiling about? You still don't have one of these". Betty drops her own trousers and exclaims " MY momma said long as i got one of these. I can have all of those I want!!"

DarkseiD, that is priceless ty for the morning laugh

Sad but true...

Hugs LOS, not all women are like that.