Government authority bull !!!!

Mercedes · 28th May 2007, 08:50 AM

A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and
talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm."

The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder."
The Agriculture representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the U. S.
Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go
WHEREVER I wish on any agricultural land....no questions asked or answered. Do you understand?"

The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull.
The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets. The bull was gaining on the Rep at every step.

The old farmer called out,
"Show him your card!! Show him your card!!"

**Adri** · 28th May 2007, 09:39 AM

roflmao!!

buddy lee · 28th May 2007, 11:21 AM

**Snugglebunny** · 28th May 2007, 11:29 AM

hahaha

DarksieD · 28th May 2007, 06:35 PM

28th May 2007, 08:50 AM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 768 Gold: 109 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Government authority bull !!!! A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder." The Agriculture representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I wish on any agricultural land....no questions asked or answered. Do you understand?" The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets. The bull was gaining on the Rep at every step. The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!! Show him your card!!"

28th May 2007, 09:39 AM	#2
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,845 Gold: 1,022 My Mood: Thanks: 209 Thanked 117 Times in 84 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Government authority bull !!!! roflmao!! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

28th May 2007, 11:21 AM	#3
buddy lee Agent Zero Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Atlantic Posts: 2,066 Gold: 17,959 Thanks: 25 Thanked 31 Times in 28 Posts	Re: Government authority bull !!!! lol

28th May 2007, 11:29 AM	#4
Snugglebunny ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥ Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders Posts: 8,793 Gold: 12,477 My Mood: Thanks: 230 Thanked 52 Times in 39 Posts	Re: Government authority bull !!!! hahaha

28th May 2007, 06:35 PM	#5
DarksieD The old guy from Atlantic Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Atlantic/Lake Austin Posts: 873 Gold: 3,478 My Mood: Thanks: 7 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts	Re: Government authority bull !!!! Lol

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