18th May 2007, 08:58 AM
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  | Italian Grandmother An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife: "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301. There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow pusha button 301. I will Buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow pusha 3. When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hit my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all These buttons with my elbow"? What . . . . . . . . You coming empty handed ? |
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18th May 2007, 11:21 AM
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| Re: Italian Grandmother *giggles*  Sandra Lee Mists of Avalon |
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18th May 2007, 11:21 AM
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| Re: Italian Grandmother lol We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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18th May 2007, 08:11 PM
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| Re: Italian Grandmother hehe |
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18th May 2007, 08:14 PM
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| ♥Yr Mangled Heart♥   Join Date: Mar 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders
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| Re: Italian Grandmother OMG my grandfather is always saying to me... You come with a pocketful of nothing and handful of gimmie when I go over to eat with them! Now I make sure I always ask if they need anything before I come over   |
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