25th April 2007, 12:45 PM
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| No Rest for the Wicked  Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin
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  |  Swimming Pool "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. "She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room, with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." ***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause*** ***Even Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?" "Is this 486-5731?"  Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto |
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25th April 2007, 12:49 PM
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| Ronin UOForums Bouncer  Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth
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| Re: Swimming Pool Hahahahaha!!!!!!!  Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons *rolls eyes* |
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25th April 2007, 12:51 PM
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy
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25th April 2007, 07:48 PM
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| AKA Thom O'Bedlam. Got a Question? I got a link for ya!  Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Lake Austin
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| Re: Swimming Pool yah, it was FUNNY alright. Took me 6 months to heal up from that pool. What happened to changing names? Why do you thinkI changed to Thom?:embarasse Useful links [UO:F Common FAQ] [UO Stratics] [UO Guide] [Official UO Play Guide] [Search UO] [FindUO.com] [UO Feedback] [More Links, gathered by the Forum] [b][size="3"]Got a Question, or a great answer? PM me with it and I will post in the FAQ. |
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26th April 2007, 06:19 AM
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26th April 2007, 04:53 PM
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| Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm   Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval
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| Re: Swimming Pool roflmao! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt  |
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26th April 2007, 07:11 PM
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| Madam of Mayhem  Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin
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