Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss
would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I
acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I
hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (a blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told >>her
that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss >>would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and >>asked
"What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and >>recuperate
for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my >>co-worker
(the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "and where do >>you
think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this.....)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

LOL

Vepl

lol