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Old 17th April 2007, 08:33 AM   #1
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World's Shortest Fairytale - Women's Version

World's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me? "The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

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Old 17th April 2007, 10:55 AM   #2
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Yeah...right...hence it is called a fairytale. hehehe

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Re: World's Shortest Fairytale - Women's Version

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If only I'd known that *giggle*

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