Fear of Flying...if you only knew

**Vepl** · 10th April 2007, 10:14 PM

Two Blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die

Lord of Shadows · 11th April 2007, 07:11 AM

hehehe, good one Vepl!

lklovelykiki24 · 11th April 2007, 07:19 AM

oh boy lol:grin:

Mercedes · 11th April 2007, 10:11 AM

yikes.....hehehe

En Route · 12th April 2007, 10:09 AM

*finds another reason to fear flight*

10th April 2007, 10:14 PM	#1
Vepl Forum Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 3,616 Gold: 1,183 Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Fear of Flying...if you only knew Two Blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die Another Quality Job by Atlas607 Member of K*S

11th April 2007, 07:11 AM	#2
Lord of Shadows No Rest for the Wicked Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Hokuto/Lake Austin Posts: 626 Gold: 1,003 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Fear of Flying...if you only knew hehehe, good one Vepl! Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto

11th April 2007, 07:19 AM	#3
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 692 Gold: 2,482 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: Fear of Flying...if you only knew oh boy lol:grin:

11th April 2007, 10:11 AM	#4
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 766 Gold: 112 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Fear of Flying...if you only knew yikes.....hehehe

12th April 2007, 10:09 AM	#5
En Route Join Date: Apr 2007 Shard: Chessy Posts: 20 Gold: 1,000 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Fear of Flying...if you only knew finds another reason to fear flight

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