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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | CBS COULD NOT SHUT HIM UP...another Andy Rooney commentary Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right AMEN ANDY ROONEY ! Right on, Andy Rooney! Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything. Except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America . Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America ; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of Cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! ��As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American Citizen, you should have to speak English! My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines. We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations. I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor. I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them. I th ink Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to st and up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!" I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but Please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries! I don't go around saying I am a European-American because, my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe I am proud to be from America and nowhere else I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don't. It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God We Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the 14% to Shut Up and BE QUIET!!! |
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![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: CBS COULD NOT SHUT HIM UP...another Andy Rooney commentary *Throws a chair through a window* Yeah! Stand up and beat down the man!! woooo! ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: CBS COULD NOT SHUT HIM UP...another Andy Rooney commentary Amen ![]() Guildmaster, No Rest for the Wicked (NRW) Hokuto |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: CBS COULD NOT SHUT HIM UP...another Andy Rooney commentary Quote:
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![]() | Re: CBS COULD NOT SHUT HIM UP...another Andy Rooney commentary Lol He makes some good points ![]() P.S He sounds like my Dad hehehe ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: CBS COULD NOT SHUT HIM UP...another Andy Rooney commentary Haha I like this guy... he actually does make good points! -RMS Carpathia- ![]() ![]() -Back to the Future 2- Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car. Doctor Emmett L. Brown: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil. -UOF Chatbox- [21-11, 03:48] TMS Tasty Truffle Trifle Trout ---- holy truffles! O_O |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: CBS COULD NOT SHUT HIM UP...another Andy Rooney commentary Quote:
I agree with everything he said there. Oh wait I remember why we can't have the white versions of the black & Mexican agencies...they'd say it was the KKK! Here is what a couple Presidents had to say about the hyphenated Americans lately: Quote:
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![]() | Re: CBS COULD NOT SHUT HIM UP...another Andy Rooney commentary Refreshing. |
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