19 Clever Pickup-Line Comebacks

Mercedes · 16th March 2007, 01:02 PM

He says: Can I buy you a drink?
You say: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

He says: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
You say: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.

He says: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
You say: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He says: How did you get to be so beautiful?
You say: I must've been given your share.

He says: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
You say: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.

He says: Your face must turn a few heads.
You say: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

He says: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
You say: Okay, get out!

He says: I think I could make you very happy.
You say: Why? Are you leaving?

He says: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
You say: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

He says: Can I have your name?
You say: Why? Don't you have one already?

He says: Shall we go see a movie?
You say: I've already seen it.

He says: Where have you been all my life?
You say: Hiding from you.

He says: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
You say: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

He says: Is this seat empty?
You say: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

He says: So, what do you do for a living?
You say: I'm a female impersonator.

He says: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
You say: Do not enter.

He says: Your body is like a temple.
You say: Sorry, there are no services today.

He says: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
You say: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

He says: Where have you been all my life?
You say: Where I'll be the rest of your life — in your wildest dreams.

Rascal · 16th March 2007, 01:11 PM

lmao

**Adri** · 16th March 2007, 08:34 PM

rofl!

**Baldguy** · 16th March 2007, 09:02 PM

interesting, those are all the comebacks I use on the ladies. WHo do I sue for copyright infringement!?!?!?

**Ally** · 16th March 2007, 09:03 PM

**DiP** · 17th March 2007, 06:20 AM

hehehe

lklovelykiki24 · 17th March 2007, 11:07 AM

Salem · 17th March 2007, 11:11 AM

He says..."You act and look much older for your age."

I say......"But my father Darth Vader standing behind you still thinks of me as his baby!" *winks*

16th March 2007, 01:02 PM	#1
Mercedes Banned Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Chessy Posts: 766 Gold: 112 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	19 Clever Pickup-Line Comebacks He says: Can I buy you a drink? You say: Actually, I'd rather have the money. He says: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours. You say: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours. He says: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? You say: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. He says: How did you get to be so beautiful? You say: I must've been given your share. He says: Will you go out with me this Saturday? You say: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend. He says: Your face must turn a few heads. You say: And your face must turn a few stomachs. He says: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! You say: Okay, get out! He says: I think I could make you very happy. You say: Why? Are you leaving? He says: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? You say: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. He says: Can I have your name? You say: Why? Don't you have one already? He says: Shall we go see a movie? You say: I've already seen it. He says: Where have you been all my life? You say: Hiding from you. He says: Haven't I seen you someplace before? You say: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. He says: Is this seat empty? You say: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. He says: So, what do you do for a living? You say: I'm a female impersonator. He says: Hey, baby, what's your sign? You say: Do not enter. He says: Your body is like a temple. You say: Sorry, there are no services today. He says: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. You say: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing. He says: Where have you been all my life? You say: Where I'll be the rest of your life — in your wildest dreams.

16th March 2007, 01:11 PM	#2
Rascal Madam of Mayhem Join Date: Sep 2006 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 1,486 Gold: 708 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 19 Clever Pickup-Line Comebacks lmao

16th March 2007, 08:34 PM	#3
Adri Wearing metal panties in a lightning storm Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Pacific/Landroval Posts: 3,848 Gold: 1,032 My Mood: Thanks: 211 Thanked 118 Times in 85 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: 19 Clever Pickup-Line Comebacks rofl! We are all broken and wounded in this world. Some choose to grow strong at the broken places. --Harold J. Duarte-Bernhardt

16th March 2007, 09:02 PM	#4
Baldguy AKA Thom O'Bedlam. Got a Question? I got a link for ya! Join Date: May 2004 Shard: Lake Austin Posts: 2,386 Gold: 603 Thanks: 1 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts	Re: 19 Clever Pickup-Line Comebacks interesting, those are all the comebacks I use on the ladies. WHo do I sue for copyright infringement!?!?!? Useful links [UO:F Common FAQ] [UO Stratics] [UO Guide] [Official UO Play Guide] [Search UO] [FindUO.com] [UO Feedback] [More Links, gathered by the Forum] [b][size="3"]Got a Question, or a great answer? PM me with it and I will post in the FAQ.

16th March 2007, 09:03 PM	#5
Ally The Couch Hottie Join Date: Aug 2004 Shard: Lake Austin, Atlantic Posts: 4,513 Gold: 14,752 My Mood: Thanks: 50 Thanked 22 Times in 19 Posts	Re: 19 Clever Pickup-Line Comebacks lol!

17th March 2007, 06:20 AM	#6
DiP Ronin<br>UOForums Bouncer Join Date: Jan 2006 Shard: Black Water Raiders, Azeroth Posts: 9,242 Gold: 20,782 My Mood: Thanks: 164 Thanked 115 Times in 94 Posts	Re: 19 Clever Pickup-Line Comebacks hehehe Thanks again Maddux! Adri: women don't discuss men while in the bathroom, we sacrifice small animals and smoke tampons rolls eyes

17th March 2007, 11:07 AM	#7
lklovelykiki24 Join Date: Dec 2006 Shard: Lake Superior Posts: 692 Gold: 2,480 My Mood: Thanks: 22 Thanked 11 Times in 6 Posts	Re: 19 Clever Pickup-Line Comebacks Lol

17th March 2007, 11:11 AM	#8
Salem Koblittabom Join Date: Aug 2005 Shard: Legends Posts: 91 Gold: 63 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 19 Clever Pickup-Line Comebacks He says..."You act and look much older for your age." I say......"But my father Darth Vader standing behind you still thinks of me as his baby!" winks

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