1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!

2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose
walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9.Dog sweaters. Hello???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!!

(You don't see me picking up your poop do you )???

Lol on the topic of dogs barking the people here in a town in NJ (I thinks the name of the town is Clifton) are trying to pass a Law that would fine the owners of a dog that barks too much. If your dog were to bark for half hour they would send you a warning slip then if the next day the dog barked again for a half hour they would fine you $500.00 dollars. Hehehe Poor Doggies they never get a brake lol Be nice to the Doggies:grin:

lol

*giggles*

Haha true though... poor doggies... I love them lots they rock but our house is almost too small for any doggie =( Well really I want a border collie if anything my sweetheart like these mop dogs... they are okay and pretty friendly but lol... I rather not have a mop as a pet... rats are doing pretty good for me though they are like little miniture doggies that only live for... 2 - 5 years rare occasions 7... *sigh* if only "domestic" ratties lived longer =(

I got one who I know will be going soon... I do not want to see it but it is part of ratty nature to die with only in a few human years but they are worth it too me... first of all I get to see them happy and protect them from all they are "normally" breed for... and second I get to hang out with someone who looks up too me so much. It is so weird that someone so small fears someone as tall as I... they want to held, hugged, kissed... when your sad they try thier best to try to make themselves known so you can take them out of thier cage and they will lick your tears away and try to be cute to cheer you up... I swear they were to main things in my life before I meet Voradan that kept me going... but even with Voradan here... I still got to have my little babies even if they do yoink my food =P but if they don't do it then I feel something is missing haha!

Sorry I went onto a rat subject than doggie subject... go me for being distracted easily =P Ignore me ^_^

-RMS Carpathia-

hehe, this is sooo funny

Doggies barking... I blame their masters for not giving them what they want, or not letting them in when they want in! lol